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Chip Shop Puns

Post by English Invader » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:36 pm

Yes, that's right, I'm starting a thread about that most noble and sacred of arts; the chip shop pun. I'm talking about the Codfather, I'm talking about Oh, My Cod! and every other corny pun that comes to mind. In Cod we trust.

I spent a three hour trip home thinking of puns for chip shops and this is what I came up with:

Plaice Invaders
A Plaice in Space
No Plaice like Home
The Heart of Rock 'n' Roe
Frying Tonight!
Fry Day the 13th
Live and Let Fry
Fry Another Day
Tomorrow Never Fries

Anyone else know any?

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Re: Chip Shop Puns

Post by Antiriad2097 » Mon Jun 29, 2020 6:05 pm

English Invader wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:36 pm
Plaice Invaders
Since this is RG I'll stick with the gaming theme. Aside from the obvious James Pond II: Robocod, how about...

Hyper Sprats
Bump, Set, Pike
The Nomad Sole
Turbot Esprit
Skate or Die
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Re: Chip Shop Puns

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Re: Chip Shop Puns

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Re: Chip Shop Puns

Post by Crusty Starfish » Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:29 pm

One Man and His Floyd?

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