Your favourite swear word/phrase

[crusto]

Hopefully the filter won't hinder too much here, and we're all adults after all (sniff sniff). Please list your favourite and reasons why. Here's mine:

Mine is "pissant"

Because A: I think it's funny and B: It's used to great effect in Commando.

[felgekarp]

C#ck juggling thunder c#nt, which I find quite ingenious and it made Blade 3 worth watching.

[TheDude18]

pissflaps

Spunkbubble

fuckarse (one from the missus there)

[koopa42]

mupparse

[shiftytigger]

F#cknut.
F#ckwit.
C#ck bodger.
Tw@bast#rd.

[necronom]

I never swear, but today I've been calling a particular piece of software a "Pile of w@nk" a lot, so that will have to do.

[ianpmarks]

Monkey Trumpets

[r0jaws]

Shazbot.

[joefish]

@rsebadgers

[stayAwhile]

turd w#nker is a faverate whilst getting thrashed on fifa ut 15

[The Hardest of All Freds]

Conservative

[stayAwhile]

Conservative

what about george osborn or ian dunc*nt smith

[Liamh1982]

"Biscuit" and "monger" work particularly well when attached as suffixes to existing swear words.

[alistair_thomas]

Turd blossom.

[supermario]

Dicksplash... it's just offensive and put downish.