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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by Sputryk » Tue Mar 05, 2013 11:47 pm

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Life moves pretty fast; if you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Oh censored, David. What is that?

Has anybody seen Mike Hunt?

Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?

Hanging Lady: Nervous?
Ted Striker: Yes.
Hanging Lady: First time?
Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

Rumack: Can you fly this plane, and land it?
Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Sally Decker: Well, when I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the teller, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller?
Sally Decker: No, Jim Johnson.
Det. Frank Drebin: Who's Jim Fell?
Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the auditor, Frank.
Sally Decker: He had the flu, so Jim
[pauses]
Sally Decker: filled in.
Det. Frank Drebin: Phil who?
Capt. Ed Hocken: Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
Sally Decker: [crying] If only Phil had been here!

Det. Frank Drebin: Wait a minute, let me get this straight: Twice came in and shot the teller and Jim Fell.
Sally Decker: No, he only shot the teller, Jim Johnson. Fell is ill.
Det. Frank Drebin: Okay, then after he shot the teller, you shot Twice.
Sally Decker: No, I only shot once.
Capt. Ed Hocken: Twice is the hold up man.
Sally Decker: Then I guess I did shoot Twice.
Det. Frank Drebin: Oh, so now you're changing your story.
Sally Decker: No, I shot Twice after Jim fell.
Det. Frank Drebin: You shot twice and Jim Fell?
Sally Decker: No, Jim fell first and then I shot Twice once.
Det. Frank Drebin: Well, who fired twice?
Sally Decker: Once!
Capt. Ed Hocken: He's the owner of the tire company, Frank.
Det. Frank Drebin: [pauses] Okay. Once is the owner of the tire company and he fired Twice. Then Twice shot the teller once.
Sally Decker: Twice.
Det. Frank Drebin: ...and Jim fell and then you fired Twice.
Sally Decker: Once!
Det. Frank Drebin: Okay. All right, that will be all for now, Ms. Decker.
Capt. Ed Hocken: We'll need you to make a formal statement down at the station.
Sally Decker: Oh, of course!
Det. Frank Drebin: You've been very helpful. We think we know how he did it.
Sally Decker: Oh, Howie couldn't have done it. He hasn't been in for weeks.
Det. Frank Drebin: Well.
[pauses]
Det. Frank Drebin: Thank you again, Ms. Decker.
[to Ed]
Det. Frank Drebin: Weeks?
Capt. Ed Hocken: Saul Weeks. He's the controller, Frank.

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by JetSetWilly » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:53 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Love Airplane and Police Squad!.

Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.
Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Unger.
Unger: Oveur.
Dunn: Oveur.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.
Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?
Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur and I was under Dunn.
Dunn: Yep.
Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur and over Unger.
Unger: Yep.
Clarence Oveur: That's right. Dunn was over Unger and I was over Dunn.
Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.
Clarence Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.


Witness: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Witness: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: *Andy* went to pieces?
Witness: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: *Howie* came unglued?
Witness: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Witness: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Witness: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.
Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Witness: No, I'll never get over Macho Grande.


Prosecutor: Dr. Stone, would you give the court your impression of Mr. Striker?
Dr. Stone: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions... my training is in psychiatry.
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by joefish » Wed Mar 06, 2013 7:03 pm

"You are in a position - unsuitable to give orders!"

"Hang on lady, we goin' for a ride".

"I want that ship - not excuses".

"Back off man - I'm a scientist".

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by englebert3rd » Fri Apr 05, 2013 10:05 pm

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by JazzFunk » Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:29 pm

Got a bad ear right now, can't be arsed to trawl the entire thread, but "I am Godzilla - you are Japan", anyone said that already?

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by stayAwhile » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:43 pm

"laugh it up fur ball"(or is it fuzzball?) - star wars han solo

"gobble gobble we accept her one of us" the freaks

" we came we saw we kicked it ass" ghostbusters peter venkmen

"after all lewis were only human" robocop 2(I think it was 2)

"thank you for not smoking" robocop 2

and this one i forget the movie name now so need help "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum Damn .. am all outta gum" (yeah its in duke nukem 3D too)
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by greenberet79 » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:45 pm

stayAwhile wrote: " we came we saw we kicked it ass" ghostbusters peter venkmen
Weird - I saw the topic and came in to write that quote!
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by stayAwhile » Tue Apr 09, 2013 1:50 pm

greenberet79 wrote:
stayAwhile wrote: " we came we saw we kicked it ass" ghostbusters peter venkmen
Weird - I saw the topic and came in to write that quote!
if you like this go on youtube and watch the golden age of video

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by resident paul » Tue Apr 09, 2013 4:01 pm

stayAwhile wrote:
and this one i forget the movie name now so need help "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum Damn .. am all outta gum" (yeah its in duke nukem 3D too)
Roddy Piper said it in 'They Live!'
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by stayAwhile » Mon Apr 15, 2013 12:36 pm

resident paul wrote:
stayAwhile wrote:
and this one i forget the movie name now so need help "It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum Damn .. am all outta gum" (yeah its in duke nukem 3D too)
Roddy Piper said it in 'They Live!'
cheers for that paul :D
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by 8bitwarrior » Sun Apr 28, 2013 8:30 pm

Sorry, just had to add to this:

Total Recall:

"Now, this is the plan. Get your ass to Mars"

and

"Who gives a sh1t what you believe? In thirty seconds you'll be dead, and I'll blow this place up and be home in time for Corn Flakes"

Last and most definitely best.....

"See you at da party Richter!"

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by stayAwhile » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:48 pm

not a movie quote but still a great one

"you want ketchup on your lobster?"
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by stayAwhile » Mon Apr 29, 2013 1:56 pm

heres a few good ones from a great movie staring micheal douglas called falling down from the whammy burger scene

"It's plump, juicy, three inches thick. Look at this sorry, miserable, squashed thing. Can anybody tell me what's wrong with this picture?"
"Why am I calling you by your first names? I don't even know you. I still call my boss "Mister", and I've been working for him for seven years, but all of a sudden I walk in here and I'm calling you Rick and Sheila like we're in some kind of AA meeting... I don't want to be your buddy, Rick. I just want some breakfast"
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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by piginapoke » Sat May 04, 2013 9:08 pm

"I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. Its the only way to be sure"
"An intruder has penetrated our forcefield"

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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Post by aztecca » Sun Nov 08, 2015 8:07 pm

"What is your major malfunction numb nuts"
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