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jdanddiet
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by jdanddiet » Thu May 14, 2009 3:45 pm
been meaning post this for a few days after catching "Screaming" on tv the other day - nokgod mentioning the delectable fenella fielding in the voices thread reminded me.
Anyone got any faves? Does anyone else still find them funny (i do)?
my favourites are: follow that camel (phil silvers one), at your convenience, doctor and screaming.
incidentally, when I watched screaming as a ten year old it gave me nightmares, especially the bit where charles hawtrey gets flushed down the toilet!

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andy vaisey
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by andy vaisey » Thu May 14, 2009 3:59 pm
Yes, I still like them and there are too many I enjoy too much to pick a fave.
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felgekarp
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by felgekarp » Thu May 14, 2009 4:13 pm
Screaming's great but Regardless is my favourite, particullary because it's got Sir Stanley Of Unwin in it

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Fred83
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by Fred83 » Thu May 14, 2009 4:21 pm
carry on carry on
speaking of which i remember sensi soccer had a spoof team of carry on movies...
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paranoid marvin
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by paranoid marvin » Thu May 14, 2009 5:02 pm
Never liked Screaming myself. Behind is a favourite , but Cleo has to be my favourite
as it stars the delectable Amanda Barrie , but also because Sid is perfectly cast as a conniving Mark Anthony
and Kenneth Williams , my favourite Carry On actor gets a starring rolle , with his immortal line "Infamy! Infamy! They've all got it in-fa-me!"
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Bub&Bob
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by Bub&Bob » Fri May 15, 2009 3:54 am
Love them and I am Stuart Farquhar
The dry fart for Barry MacDermot and all the cancer patients in the Glamorgan testicle ward
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by ismellicecream » Fri May 15, 2009 4:02 am
I love carry on movies. Is it carry on loving with the lonely hearts business and it ends with a food fight at a wedding? Thats always on every xmas eve about 11pm and I watch it every time.
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Bub&Bob
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by Bub&Bob » Fri May 15, 2009 6:30 am
ismellicecream wrote:I love carry on movies. Is it carry on loving with the lonely hearts business and it ends with a food fight at a wedding? Thats always on every xmas eve about 11pm and I watch it every time.
Yep, the wedded bliss agency!
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JetSetWilly
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by JetSetWilly » Fri May 15, 2009 10:52 am
Carry On movies are the backbone of this country (and many sources of my innuendos). My favs are:
Up the Khyber
Camping (and fling and in!)
Screaming
Doctor
Again Doctor (My names Nookie. NOOKIE. Yes, yes, Cookie!)
At Your Convienience
D1ck
Abroad
Loving
Special mention to Cleo as well, mainly for this line:
'I have taken Britain. I have taken Gaul. What would you like me take next?'
'A RUNNING JUMP!!!'
Plus the gag of Marcus Et Spencius as well. It was also the one and only Carry On movie with Warran 'Alf Garnett' Mitchell in, I do believe.
JSW's Guff Emporium! <- My bit of t'internet.
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PeteScifi
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by PeteScifi » Fri May 15, 2009 1:04 pm
You really can't beat Carry on Camping. It has all the main ingradients. Sid's on fire and Kenneth Williams was class. Classic Hawtree as well.
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resident paul
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by resident paul » Fri May 15, 2009 4:01 pm
I love them all .
The ones I remember is with Sid James naughty laughter in it & Babs Windsor cheeky laughter.
I remember a scene in one of the Carry On Doctor films(dunno which?)
It goes like this:
Two doctors in the reception area of the hospital saying to each other.
'I know let's play spot diagnosis'
'Great let pick one!'
After looking around two people they saw this third one on limping about.
The first doctor says 'My diagnosis is hemmoroids'
The other one says ' Mine's will be a slip disc'
They approach the man & the second doc says to him 'We are doing some diagnosis, my partner says it is hemmoroids & I say it's a slip disc'
The man says 'you say hemmorids I afraid you are wrong'
The second doc says 'Arrrh' , the man say to to the second doc 'you say it is a slip disc it a good one but no', and then he said ' I thought I'd broke wind but I was wrong!'
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Fred83
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by Fred83 » Fri May 15, 2009 4:04 pm
carry on constable-
constable constable
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paranoid marvin
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by paranoid marvin » Fri May 15, 2009 4:04 pm
"Oi,my ball's burning!"
"Well dont stand so close to the fire!"
Mr Flibble says...
"Game over , boys!"
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by boggyb68 » Fri May 15, 2009 4:22 pm
felgekarp wrote:Screaming's great but Regardless is my favourite, particullary because it's got Sir Stanley Of Unwin in it

Goodley bylode..... tutley byely.... legend..
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PS: Love Carry On's btw...
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by boggyb68 » Fri May 15, 2009 4:27 pm
Bub&Bob wrote:ismellicecream wrote:I love carry on movies. Is it carry on loving with the lonely hearts business and it ends with a food fight at a wedding? Thats always on every xmas eve about 11pm and I watch it every time.
Yep, the wedded bliss agency!
I love the quote from that:
"Who's that?"
"That's my wife"
"Yes, someone like her would be ideal"
"Nah, we can do alot better than that!"
Love it...
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