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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Katzkatz » Tue May 02, 2017 2:50 pm

crusto wrote:
Katzkatz wrote:Today it was a single long dark brown stool. Quite easy coming out of my body. Took up a decent amount of space in the toilet's pan. Left about three brown streaks on flushdown.
Do you wee on the streaks later to remove them? It's one of my favourite toilet games :D. Some skids are stubborn little mofos, but I always win in the end.
Usually I'm out of urine as I tend to go when I'm defecating. I tried it sometimes. Thing is - I think there's too much water in my toilet's pan for my urine to take effect on any underwater streaks.

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Liamh1982 » Tue May 09, 2017 3:51 pm

Chilli coated peanuts lead to stools so loose I'd question their morals. The pings of undigested kernels against porcelain with a rapidity more associated with machine gun fire... a sound I'm not going to forget in a hurry.

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by aztecca » Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:44 pm

King size lion bar. :cry:
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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Katzkatz » Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:26 pm

aztecca wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:44 pm
King size lion bar. :cry:
Did you let out a "roar" as you disposed of it, Aztecca? :lol: :D

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by markopoloman » Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:55 pm

Isn't it funny that we can talk about SH!T but not talk politics with the threat of a ban if we do so.

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by aztecca » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:35 am

markopoloman wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:55 pm
Isn't it funny that we can talk about SH!T but not talk politics

Yep bit strange as there isnt much difference really.
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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by aztecca » Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:52 am

Katzkatz wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:26 pm
aztecca wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:44 pm
King size lion bar. :cry:
Did you let out a "roar" as you disposed of it, Aztecca? :lol: :D
Was more of a yelp to be honest katz. :lol:

Do you "purr" as your laying down a log then?
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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Katzkatz » Wed Jun 07, 2017 12:02 pm

aztecca wrote:
Wed Jun 07, 2017 4:52 am
Katzkatz wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 8:26 pm
aztecca wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 3:44 pm
King size lion bar. :cry:
Did you let out a "roar" as you disposed of it, Aztecca? :lol: :D
Was more of a yelp to be honest katz. :lol:

Do you "purr" as your laying down a log then?
I tend to go : "Ahhhhhhhh!" after releasing my load into the world. :lol: :D

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Ryan GH » Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:50 am

When I was addicted to codeine which is an opiate, I struggled to go to the toilet and when I did go it was like child birth I could tell you. It was not uncommon for one of my turds to be so big, it wouldn't fit all the way into the bowl. It would literally take me about 10 minutes of pushing and then relaxing, pushing and relaxing. I swear I can relate to the ladies now and what they have to go through. It got to the stage where I decided to just take an awesome laxative called actilax which softens the stools and within 2 to 4 hours really makes you go big time. One night, I must had filled the bowl 3 times as I hadn't been in 7 days. :mrgreen:

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Antiriad2097 » Tue Jun 13, 2017 11:15 am

Not had any good ones myself, but I expect to see some posts from Future given how much they've dumped on this place this week.
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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Katzkatz » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:37 am

markopoloman wrote:
Tue Jun 06, 2017 10:55 pm
Isn't it funny that we can talk about SH!T but not talk politics with the threat of a ban if we do so.

My time here may be close to the end.
People often tell me that I talk a load of sh1t! :lol: I also did own a Commodore 64 at one time, and that seems to love the colour brown. Indeed, it has trouble displaying any other colour. :wink:

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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by aztecca » Sun Sep 10, 2017 7:36 pm

Had an absolute massive turd earlier it was like a babies arm.Smelt like raw sewage.My bump hole was stretched too it's limit (just like goatse).It is now resembling a wizards sleeve.
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Re: whats your jobbie?

Post by Darran@Retro Gamer » Mon Sep 18, 2017 11:39 am

I think this childish thread has run its course.
I clearly need to spend more time in off topic.
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