Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

[TwoHeadedBoy]

Avoid embarrassment when falling off a ladder by whistling nonchalantly on the way down so that it looks like you meant to do it.

[Negative Creep]

My favourite was always "avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight"

[TwoHeadedBoy]

Peas with holes punched into them with a drawing pin make ideal bowling balls for mice.

[psj3809]

Always put your name and address on your keyring so if you lose your keys they can be returned back to you. Also put the time you'll be in in case they miss you when they return them

[Liamh1982]

Find out how many of your cat's lives are remaining by hitting it repeatedly with a mallet. The number of strokes required to bring about its demise will correspond with the number of lives that remained.

[Spirit of AHB]

havent read viz in years is roger mellie and sid the sexist still in it?

[TwoHeadedBoy]

Yep, pretty much every character's still in it... Even Norbert Colon's made a comeback recently.

[trunky]

If you've not read the Mickey's Monkey juice Moped strip then you are in for a treat. Oh yes.

http://viz.co.uk/mickeys-monkey-juice-moped/

[Bluce_Ree]

Raffles the Gentleman Thug was amazing.