Shark Films just get better and better!

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Shark Films just get better and better!

Post by markopoloman » Thu Mar 17, 2016 8:05 pm

So we have had Sharknado 1, 2 & 3 with 4 on the way this year....

BUT nothing comes close to

Shark Exorcist :lol:

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The trailer looks brilliant and of the expected high quality found in a low budget porno :lol:

http://movieweb.com/shark-exorcist-trailer/
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Post by theantmeister » Fri Mar 18, 2016 4:23 am

Is Rutger Hauer in it? :wink: :P

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Post by the_hawk » Fri Mar 18, 2016 10:04 am

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Post by yakmag » Fri Mar 18, 2016 1:37 pm

That's just genius!!

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Post by paranoid marvin » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:36 pm

We're going to need a bigger crucifix!
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Post by HalcyonDaze00 » Fri Mar 18, 2016 3:48 pm

all films should have sharks in them.

and one possessed by the devil, brilliant!

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Post by MadManDan79 » Fri Mar 18, 2016 6:50 pm

paranoid marvin wrote:We're going to need a bigger crucifix!
Nah we just need Bruce Dickinson, remember the animated video version of number of the beast? :wink:

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Post by gman72 » Sat Mar 19, 2016 6:23 am

If a film doesn't have a shark or a zombie in it then it's not worth my time.
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Post by Megamixer » Sat Mar 19, 2016 11:42 am

Looks great. The weirder, the better!
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Post by Negative Creep » Sat Mar 19, 2016 12:14 pm

Am I the only one who thinks these type of films are really dull? When people try to make something great and utterly fail then it becomes so bad it's good, when they set out to make a bad film it's just a bad film
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Post by markopoloman » Sat Mar 19, 2016 9:06 pm

You're such a negative creep!
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Post by pratty » Sun Mar 20, 2016 7:28 am

Negative Creep wrote:Am I the only one who thinks these type of films are really dull? When people try to make something great and utterly fail then it becomes so bad it's good, when they set out to make a bad film it's just a bad film
If people enjoy them then good for them, but I can't stand these kinds of movies. Horror/monster movies are not my thing at the best of times, for me cheap and cheasy ones are even worse.
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Post by Negative Creep » Sun Mar 20, 2016 1:30 pm

markopoloman wrote:You're such a negative creep!

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Post by Megamixer » Sun Mar 20, 2016 3:33 pm

DPrinny wrote:Image
Reminds me that I need to see that ^^^

One of the dumber ones I have seen was Sand Sharks.
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