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Post by Sel Feena » Fri Dec 02, 2016 11:03 am

Tacos last night
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Post by Katzkatz » Fri Dec 02, 2016 1:12 pm

Sel Feena wrote:Tacos last night
Slurry this morning
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The circle - the circle of life. What goes in, must come out. It just changes form some what - although, it's more nicer when it's solid form. :lol:

This thread has been resurrected - much like a turd that you can never flush away! :lol:

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Post by silvergunner » Sat Dec 03, 2016 8:14 am

Well I have been ill and had the runs for two days now.

I have squeezed so much out that I have nothing left to give yet my body keeps trying :lol: what's coming is quite frankly like a clear gloopy jelly like mess that burns.

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Post by nokgod » Sat Dec 03, 2016 1:08 pm

On Thursday it looked like an alligator wearing a turban and yesterdays was a topographical map of South America. You could even see the Andes. :D
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Post by Antiriad2097 » Sat Dec 03, 2016 11:49 pm

Today's effort ran the gamut from world record challenging length and girth, to chocolate angel delight. I thought it was never going to stop.

Left me with a twitchy ring of fire for an hour or so afterwards.
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Post by Katzkatz » Sun Dec 04, 2016 6:40 pm

I was just wondering, what with the festival season upon us, how is your Xmas Log(or Logs) - no not that kind, but the one you have that is caused by your Xmas dinner? I suppose we'll have to wait until that blessed day happens, not only for the effect of turkey or goose, but the vegetarian nut roast! I wonder what sort of damage that inflicts on the UK's sewer system? :lol:

That's even before we've gone on to the effects of the Brussels Sprouts! :lol:

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Post by AceGrace » Mon Dec 05, 2016 10:58 am

Brussel sprouts are usually fine for me in the poo department. It's just the farting that makes your eyes water.

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Post by Katzkatz » Mon Dec 05, 2016 11:59 am

AceGrace wrote:Brussel sprouts are usually fine for me in the poo department. It's just the farting that makes your eyes water.
Yes - the gas they produce could provide central heating for a lot of people! :lol:

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Post by Sel Feena » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:03 pm

Veg curry with the leftovers, usually includes sprouts. Surprisingly tasty!
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Post by Sephiroth81 » Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:06 pm

Katzkatz wrote:not only for the effect of turkey or goose, but the vegetarian nut roast! I wonder what sort of damage that inflicts on the UK's sewer system? :lol:
:lol: Yep, xmas meals (be it meat or nut roasts) are usually much heavier dinners than I'm used to (and I'm sure that applies to others as well), so it does create quite a "backlog".

Plumbers surely must get called out quite a bit over Xmas time, due to the increased gluttony, and also congregations at peoples houses, so putting extra "strain" (no more puns after this) on the particular plumbing works of those houses!

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Post by Katzkatz » Mon Dec 12, 2016 5:59 pm

Today's deposit required a bit more effort. I hadn't been for a few days, so that might have had something to do with it. Apparently, you're not meant to push - as that puts too much strain. Two logs - one small and the large one(which was causing the problems). Much relief afterwards. They did leave quite a bit skidmark on my toilet afterwards.

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Post by Liamh1982 » Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:43 pm

Like one of those off-brand breakfast cereals that goes soggy as soon as one atom of milk comes within a light year of it.

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Post by Katzkatz » Thu Dec 22, 2016 9:48 pm

I haven't been as regular as I should be of late. So, today's effort was quite a big load of three long logs. Happily, they all went away with one flush. Remember : "Never resist the call to the stool.". :lol:

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Post by Liamh1982 » Thu Dec 22, 2016 10:03 pm

Tarmacadam.

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Post by Katzkatz » Fri Dec 23, 2016 4:18 am

Liamh1982 wrote:Tarmacadam.
Ouch! Sounds painful passing through your system. :lol:

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