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North Korea

Post by The Beans » Tue Dec 23, 2014 11:51 am

The world needs comedy villains. For us in the west it's the barmpot North Koreans. I love 'em. At the moment their internet is totally down and the obvious suspect is Uncle Sam. The reality is probably just South Korea turning off the wi-fi near the North Korean border. When stuff like this happens North Korea always sends out alarming threats to western governments. Attacks will be imminent unless they get more foreign aid even though they're swimming in food and gold, no really, and here's a picture of just one of their ten million nuclear missiles too and also they're top mates with china who have ten billion soldiers, thats nearly as many as North Korea's reserve elite ninjas who use dual lightsabers. And so on.

Comedy villains. Pure comedy. Unless you live there. Then it probably isn't comedy at all.
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Re: North Korea

Post by rossi46 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 12:16 pm

Their leader, Sum Yung Man, is an incredible golfer tho. I enjoyed the story about when he was out on the course with his aides, he managed to score something like 15 out of a possible 18 holes in one!

Due respect and that.
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Re: North Korea

Post by DPrinny » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:08 pm

If I can be arsed im going to make Kim Jong un's excellent adventure
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Re: North Korea

Post by The Hardest of All Freds » Tue Dec 23, 2014 1:23 pm

I re-bought Team America today in tribute to the mad fellows.
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Re: North Korea

Post by ianpmarks » Tue Dec 23, 2014 2:24 pm

The Hardest of All Freds wrote:I re-bought Team America today in tribute to the mad fellows.
Now that is a quality film. Obe of my favourites.

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Re: North Korea

Post by koopa42 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 3:50 pm

There should be a game where they are the comedy villains ..... it should also be released by Sony.

Skykim?
The Evil Withkim?
Dragon age Kimquisition?

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Jungle Kimg?
Jongle Kim?

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Re: North Korea

Post by psj3809 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 4:38 pm

Phew i thought this was going to be a 'Daily Mail' worlds going to end thread about North Korea and how dangerous they are

Presume everyones still fretting about Ebola and how it'll be the end of the world judging by that last thread ;)

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Re: North Korea

Post by rossi46 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:38 pm

Afaik you're the only daily mail reader in here bro :)
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Re: North Korea

Post by crusto » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:42 pm

Why was my post deleted?
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Re: North Korea

Post by The Beans » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:51 pm

crusto wrote:Why was my post deleted?
Them North Kreans don't take any crap mate. They just don't. Which is why they deleted your post and now have a missile pointed at your house. Only some foreign aid will appease them now. They're keen on rice but mostly they'll eat anything because they're starving on a regular basis. As I understand it.
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Re: North Korea

Post by koopa42 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 5:55 pm

crusto wrote:Why was my post deleted?

What did it say!?!?!?! What was 'THE DATA'?

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Re: North Korea

Post by Liamh1982 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 6:58 pm

The Beans wrote:
crusto wrote:Why was my post deleted?
Them North Kreans don't take any crap mate. They just don't. Which is why they deleted your post and now have a missile pointed at your house. Only some foreign aid will appease them now. They're keen on rice but mostly they'll eat anything because they're starving on a regular basis. As I understand it.
What - you're going on about Koreans eating anything but you didn't mention dogs? :shock:

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Re: North Korea

Post by koopa42 » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:13 pm

Depends on the dogs and if they can look up.

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Re: North Korea

Post by SCALEBACK » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:28 pm

The reason the USA won't pick on North Korea is that they know NK WILL defend themselves and retaliate and NK also have China on their side.

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Re: North Korea

Post by The Hardest of All Freds » Tue Dec 23, 2014 7:30 pm

Not without cheap earphones they wont

How will they hear the 8-bit toooooooooooons?
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