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Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:37 pm
by Scratch_Porkings
paranoid marvin wrote:Can't be doing with either. Both are overrated and can't perform on the world stage; this is beacause players aren't allowed to tackle in Spain.
Yes, and i think the Spanish league are looking after their top stars. How many time are them two allowed through on goal basicly unchallenged. Its daft.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:42 pm
by The Beans
I'm going for Messi. I think Messi could have Ronaldo easy. Messi looks like he's got a bit of karate tucked away. Doesn't talk about it. Saves it for when it's needed. Know what I mean? I think he owns a few nunchucks.
Ronaldo looks soft as pigpoo. His mam dresses him. He's a marshmallow. You can tell by his sulky crybaby face. The boy Ronaldo's a blouse. "Ronaldo" means "lacks the vitamins" in english I should think.

Danny Dyer would back Messi. I think he's right. It isn't even a contest.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 4:54 pm
by Antiriad2097
the_hawk wrote:He plays on the left, he plays on the right.
Makes Messi & Ronaldo look like sh*te.
He'll turn you outside in.
Nial McGinn, Nial McGinn, Nial McGinn.

What was the question again?
My youngest went on a couple of dates with him.

I'm not sad it fizzled out.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Fri Dec 12, 2014 6:24 pm
by the_hawk
Oh no, please don't tell me he was a bit of a t1t, I think he's awesome, don't spoil the illusion!

2 m 30 s in...

http://youtu.be/ZL34fKTVlv4

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 5:58 am
by Antiriad2097
Nah, he was ok, just not that spark she's looking for. But I don't really want a footballer as a son in law, it would bore the censored out of me.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:22 am
by Scratch_Porkings
I've told my daughters there only allowed to go out with boys who own snooker clubs. Whats the point in having daughters if you cant get a free game of snooker?

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 8:36 am
by koopa42
Scratch_Porkings wrote:I've told my daughters there only allowed to go out with boys who own snooker clubs. Whats the point in having daughters if you cant get a free game of snooker?
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Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Sat Dec 13, 2014 10:43 am
by The Hardest of All Freds
Ronaldo cos he did it in the Prem and la Liga. Messi looks like a dodgy plumber.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:58 am
by thingonaspring
I think I'm going to have to go with Ronaldo as well. Not only has he proved he can do it in another country, and another league, but if you look at the stats between the two, there isn't much difference in the assists*, chances created/key passes etc, so he's every bit as good when it comes to being a team player.

*most pointless, irrelevant stat invented, admittedly.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 1:56 pm
by nakamura
If you were to build a footballer, you would build Ronaldo. 6ft, fast, strong, two footed, strong in the air, skillful etc. He is the perfect footballer.

He is a bad team player though so I would load him with the attitude towards others as Messi.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 3:37 pm
by SonicTheHedgehog
There's not much in it between the 2 but over the entirety of their careers i think Messi. And in my eyes He s prettier (personality) and more understated too. As Nakamura mentioned though if you were to build a perfect footballer on paper purely from a technical & mechanical perspective then Ronaldo would fit the bill and over the past 12 months he's been the best. It just seems the football gods when creating him gave him too many personality weaknesses like envy/jealousy/insecurity e.t.c although he uses those things as fuel to try and improve. Messi though seems to have none of those personality flaws and yet over the entirety of their careers still manages to be the best (accrding to the stats) and he's nearly 2 years younger too.

Re: Messi or Ronaldo?

Posted: Tue Dec 16, 2014 4:37 pm
by paranoid marvin
For me the perfect player is Alan Shearer. Pace, power, great shot, great team player, strong in the air, able to hold a ball up and a lethal finisher.