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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:01 pm
by Dave300
i) Bum'oles. Because it's a very soft swear.
ii) Smegma. Because it's funny and clever.

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:59 pm
by Black Ridge
Chutney :D

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:54 pm
by paranoid marvin
Smeg. Great cos no-one can even accuse you of swearing!

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:32 pm
by crusto
Cuntrat

Because So many people are..

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:36 pm
by silvergunner
Fuck1ng muppet

Cheese eating d1ck monkey

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:08 pm
by Megamixer
Very unimaginative but "f*** 'em" has been my favourite for a while now. Can really be directed at anybody, anything or any situation that is doing my head in and helps me dismiss said problem(s) in an instant :)

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:39 am
by Son_of_Shinobi
felgekarp wrote:C#ck juggling thunder c#nt, which I find quite ingenious and it made Blade 3 worth watching.
Blade 3 was NOT worth watching. The dialogue in that film is horrendously bad in places and ultra cringe!

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:40 am
by Son_of_Shinobi
stayAwhile wrote:
The Hardest of All Freds wrote:Conservative
what about george osborn or ian dunc*nt smith
Should it not be ian dumbc*nt smith?

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:47 am
by Son_of_Shinobi
Im also partial to :

Asshat - always amuses me

Fu**in C*nt - when Im ready to murder someone

C U Next Tuesday.....when you seriously want to swear at someone you really shouldnt (like a boss, work colleague) and you have to camoflage it a little / be sarcastic with it
Actually the other day, some bint in finance said something I took offence too, so I said the above and it really confused her - What? Why will you see me next tueday? Im in Majorca next tuesday.....gotta love dumb a55 blondes :lol:

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:42 pm
by Roo
BOLLOCKS

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:40 am
by nokgod
scutter. From a combination of scum and gutter. Sounds ace when you say it with a bit of venom. :D

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 6:14 pm
by flatapex

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:42 pm
by TwoHeadedBoy
Just found out the Americans pronounce my favourite swear words as "Twot" - how strange.

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:55 am
by Misery
"You blazing heap!!!"

Which sounds like something to say towards someone that irritates you, but in my case it's usually directed at computers or some other machine.

And it's occurred to me that I say "blazing" and various other fire-related words alot.

Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:36 am
by Sel Feena
C#ntflap, just sounds amusing to say.