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i) Bum'oles. Because it's a very soft swear.
ii) Smegma. Because it's funny and clever.

Chutney

Smeg. Great cos no-one can even accuse you of swearing!

Cuntrat

Because So many people are..

Fuck1ng muppet

Cheese eating d1ck monkey

Very unimaginative but "f*** 'em" has been my favourite for a while now. Can really be directed at anybody, anything or any situation that is doing my head in and helps me dismiss said problem(s) in an instant

felgekarp wrote:C#ck juggling thunder c#nt, which I find quite ingenious and it made Blade 3 worth watching.

Blade 3 was NOT worth watching. The dialogue in that film is horrendously bad in places and ultra cringe!

stayAwhile wrote:

The Hardest of All Freds wrote:Conservative

what about george osborn or ian dunc*nt smith

Should it not be ian dumbc*nt smith?

Im also partial to :

Asshat - always amuses me

Fu**in C*nt - when Im ready to murder someone

C U Next Tuesday.....when you seriously want to swear at someone you really shouldnt (like a boss, work colleague) and you have to camoflage it a little / be sarcastic with it
Actually the other day, some bint in finance said something I took offence too, so I said the above and it really confused her - What? Why will you see me next tueday? Im in Majorca next tuesday.....gotta love dumb a55 blondes

scutter. From a combination of scum and gutter. Sounds ace when you say it with a bit of venom.

Just found out the Americans pronounce my favourite swear words as "Twot" - how strange.

"You blazing heap!!!"

Which sounds like something to say towards someone that irritates you, but in my case it's usually directed at computers or some other machine.

And it's occurred to me that I say "blazing" and various other fire-related words alot.

C#ntflap, just sounds amusing to say.