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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Dave300 » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:01 pm

i) Bum'oles. Because it's a very soft swear.
ii) Smegma. Because it's funny and clever.
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Black Ridge » Fri Oct 10, 2014 3:59 pm

Chutney :D

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by paranoid marvin » Fri Oct 10, 2014 4:54 pm

Smeg. Great cos no-one can even accuse you of swearing!
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by crusto » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:32 pm

Cuntrat

Because So many people are..
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by silvergunner » Fri Oct 10, 2014 7:36 pm

Fuck1ng muppet

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Megamixer » Sun Oct 12, 2014 4:08 pm

Very unimaginative but "f*** 'em" has been my favourite for a while now. Can really be directed at anybody, anything or any situation that is doing my head in and helps me dismiss said problem(s) in an instant :)
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Son_of_Shinobi » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:39 am

felgekarp wrote:C#ck juggling thunder c#nt, which I find quite ingenious and it made Blade 3 worth watching.
Blade 3 was NOT worth watching. The dialogue in that film is horrendously bad in places and ultra cringe!

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Son_of_Shinobi » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:40 am

stayAwhile wrote:
The Hardest of All Freds wrote:Conservative
what about george osborn or ian dunc*nt smith
Should it not be ian dumbc*nt smith?

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Son_of_Shinobi » Thu Oct 16, 2014 7:47 am

Im also partial to :

Asshat - always amuses me

Fu**in C*nt - when Im ready to murder someone

C U Next Tuesday.....when you seriously want to swear at someone you really shouldnt (like a boss, work colleague) and you have to camoflage it a little / be sarcastic with it
Actually the other day, some bint in finance said something I took offence too, so I said the above and it really confused her - What? Why will you see me next tueday? Im in Majorca next tuesday.....gotta love dumb a55 blondes :lol:

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Roo » Thu Oct 16, 2014 2:42 pm

BOLLOCKS
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by nokgod » Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:40 am

scutter. From a combination of scum and gutter. Sounds ace when you say it with a bit of venom. :D
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by TwoHeadedBoy » Fri Oct 17, 2014 7:42 pm

Just found out the Americans pronounce my favourite swear words as "Twot" - how strange.
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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Misery » Sat Oct 18, 2014 2:55 am

"You blazing heap!!!"

Which sounds like something to say towards someone that irritates you, but in my case it's usually directed at computers or some other machine.

And it's occurred to me that I say "blazing" and various other fire-related words alot.

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Re: Your favourite swear word/phrase

Post by Sel Feena » Sat Oct 18, 2014 8:36 am

C#ntflap, just sounds amusing to say.
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