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Why is it?

Post by crusto » Tue May 15, 2012 7:17 pm

That no matter how many youve heard or smelt in your lifetime a simple fart still has the ability to make you laugh like a good un. I just cracked off a ripper and spent the last couple of minutes sniggering to myself like a naughty boy :lol: .

Just thought id share that.

Oh yeah, who ever answers gets to ask the next question :)
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Re: Why is it?

Post by r0jaws » Tue May 15, 2012 8:01 pm

My question is also an answer of sorts, why are farts funny?

Never got it myself. Someone lets a right hummer go, and the most I can manage is a FFS can't you do that outside? :wink:

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Re: Why is it?

Post by crusto » Tue May 15, 2012 8:18 pm

r0jaws wrote:My question is also an answer of sorts, why are farts funny?

Never got it myself. Someone lets a right hummer go, and the most I can manage is a FFS can't you do that outside? :wink:
Have you ever played the cup game? Thats why farts are funny, so versatile. Or it could be that you might need to ask Santa for a sense of humour for Christmas :lol:

nudge nudge wink wink :)
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Re: Why is it?

Post by Doctor Who » Tue May 15, 2012 8:31 pm

Roll the bones.

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Re: Why is it?

Post by crusto » Tue May 15, 2012 8:37 pm

Erm, yeah.
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Re: Why is it?

Post by samhain81 » Wed May 16, 2012 4:35 am

I think the important question about farts which goes deep into the nature of man, is..

Why do men love the smell of their own farts....but nobody elses. When they fart all is well in the world, but if another man farts, all hell breaks loose. Seriously, one mans eggy ass is the same smell as the next egg. So why is it? lol

Still though, nothing beats a good bed warmer at night

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Re: Why is it?

Post by merman » Wed May 16, 2012 6:24 am

On Twitter the other day Wil Wheaton (@wilw) was describing dog farts. The imagined conversation with his dog ended with his dog saying, "a fart is a hug you can smell". Rather poetic, considering how bad dog farts smell...
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Re: Why is it?

Post by crusto » Wed May 16, 2012 6:43 am

I'd never hug a dog fart. Maybe a cat fart, but no way a dog fart. They are toxic.
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Re: Why is it?

Post by tekaotaku » Wed May 16, 2012 8:46 am

A dog fart is awful....and THEY know it, they just look up at you after it and you know they are thinking

"well, your the one that feeds me...pffftt..."

then go's back to sleep....smelly gits
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Re: Why is it?

Post by theantmeister » Wed May 16, 2012 9:15 am

Ok. Who cut the cheese?!

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Re: Why is it?

Post by mainvein » Wed May 16, 2012 9:30 am

my cat farted on me recently, then looked at me in disgust then walked off. i actually said out aloud 'dont blame me' to her. :lol:
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Re: Why is it?

Post by crusto » Wed May 16, 2012 2:42 pm

Cats are snobs arent they :lol: They obviously have 'standards' if they feel the need to bury their own sh!t. I just dont understand why they lick their paws afterwards.
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Re: Why is it?

Post by sscott » Wed May 16, 2012 2:53 pm

The Science thread already exists!

Thanks for sharing though!
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