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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by mainvein » Wed May 02, 2012 2:27 pm

gman72 wrote:
mainvein wrote:im still in need of a few items for my chin elongation experiments. Current chin size is a Lynham but new retro-item themed massage techniques means that a Hill is possible within a fortnight. Apparantly Japanese PS1 games slapped onto the lower face protrusion at a 45degree angle whilst holding a shaved otter work wonders
I like your thinking, mate. This is the kind of Phytonesque, left-field gibberish that will have me cracking up before long. Keep trying. :D
None of this is gibberish, i assure you it is all factually correct. Bloke in a pub told me so it must be true :wink:
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by gman72 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:33 pm

tachi wrote:
gman72 wrote:Has everyone given up, or just thinking of better jokes :D
Keep on playing, guys, I do have some other nice bits to offload but want some of the current prizes won first.
Had my one serious go, think I'll leave it to funnier folk than me :)
Yeah, but it does not have to be jokes, far from it. Chat about anything you like... ANYTHING that makes me laugh is a prize winner. TBH i didn't really have jokes in mind when i started the thread, i was thinking about some of the hilarious comments people have made on threads about other issues. Please don't give up.
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by gman72 » Wed May 02, 2012 2:34 pm

mainvein wrote:
gman72 wrote:
mainvein wrote:im still in need of a few items for my chin elongation experiments. Current chin size is a Lynham but new retro-item themed massage techniques means that a Hill is possible within a fortnight. Apparantly Japanese PS1 games slapped onto the lower face protrusion at a 45degree angle whilst holding a shaved otter work wonders
I like your thinking, mate. This is the kind of Phytonesque, left-field gibberish that will have me cracking up before long. Keep trying. :D
None of this is gibberish, i assure you it is all factually correct. Bloke in a pub told me so it must be true :wink:
A bloke in the pub told me that dogs can't look up. Must be true. :D
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by mainvein » Wed May 02, 2012 2:57 pm

dogs can only look sideways dont you know. On an aside, a gynacologist once told me that his dog saw everything at right angles, dont know how he came to that conclusion
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Post by ToxieDogg » Wed May 02, 2012 3:30 pm

Gradius Collection for PSP arrived, cheers gman. :)
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Post by Grizzly » Wed May 02, 2012 3:46 pm

The mega CD game arrived today! cheers G!
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by delbert_trout » Wed May 02, 2012 4:06 pm

Received Krakout today, very kind of you mate - top bloke! :mrgreen:
Few more just for the laugh...


Mr & Mrs. Blobby are in bed together.
Mrs. Blobby says “blib blob bobble blub bibbly blob bubbly blib”.
Mr. Blobby says “Just f*cking swallow it, will you”

Just got barred from B&Q. I went in and some git in an orange apron asked me if I wanted decking. Luckily I got the first punch in..

After her ninth baby, woman goes to see the priest.
“I don’t know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air...?”
“Yes”, said the priest “...your f*cking legs!”

A vampire bat arrives at the roost with his face full of blood. All the other bats get excited and ask where he got it from. "Follow me" he says.
Off they flew...over hills, over rivers and into the dark forest.
"See that tree over there?"
"Yes” say the others.
"Well, I bloody didn't!"
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by gman72 » Wed May 02, 2012 6:02 pm

De Nada, Gentlemen.
There has not been anywhere near enough cheer and generosity on here of late.
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by crusto » Wed May 02, 2012 6:39 pm

Anal Crabs
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by gman72 » Wed May 02, 2012 7:16 pm

crusto wrote:Anal Crabs
quite :D
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by crusto » Wed May 02, 2012 7:49 pm

Does that mean ive won?

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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by gman72 » Thu May 03, 2012 10:41 am

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Geoff knee cracked me up. It's a winner, mainvein. Please PM me your details and well done on winning the star prize.
I only ask that we get to see more of Geoff knees adventures. :lol:
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Re: Free to you if you can make me giggle (Star Prize Added)

Post by crusto » Thu May 03, 2012 1:51 pm

Oh I give up, you are beginning to remind me of my wife. Too difficult to please :wink:
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