Video Game Jokes anyone?

[ChipTune]

Heres one to get you started.. apologies in advance..


What is Monty's favourite christmas beverage?

Moled Wine

BOOM!


Sorry thats truly awful.. just thought of it as my girlfriend handed me some mulled wine..



Other video game jokes please...

[DreamcastRIP]

Some I found on the 'net...

I saw a French footballer playing on a Nintendo earlier.
It was Thierry on Wii.

In the news: 'Nintendo launches 4.2 inch big screen DSi XL console.
I'm glad someone thinks 4.2 inches is big.

I've heard the new 3DS doesn't work if you close one eye.
I guess Nintendo must be coming down hard on pirates.

How many of you play Call of Duty: World at War?
Hardcore mode is extremely realistic. Americans on my team keep killing me.

The Games Workshop.
The only place in the world where you can feel your virginity growing back.

I'll tell you who isn't playing FIFA 12, and that's Richard Dawkins.
He's a Pro-Evolution man.

I was playing The Sims the other day and decided to create myself.
It's so annoying, I keep pissing myself, constantly need food, cry because I smell so bad and can't even make friends, let alone get a wife.
Probably because I spend too much time playing The Sims.


..................................................................... where's Pac-Man when you need him?

Being a World of Warcraft player, I have suffered many losses.
Unfortunately my virginity isn't one of them.

Wow, today I got these brilliant mushrooms. At first, I thought I was 12 foot tall, then, I was flying! Before I knew it, I was spitting fire and some dragon started to attack my girlfriend!
I love Super Mario!

[sscott]

You're right, it was sh1t!

[ChipTune]

Some I found on the 'net...

I saw a French footballer playing on a Nintendo earlier.
It was Thierry on Wii.

I've heard the new 3DS doesn't work if you close one eye.
I guess Nintendo must be coming down hard on pirates.

How many of you play Call of Duty: World at War?
Hardcore mode is extremely realistic. Americans on my team keep killing me.

I'll tell you who isn't playing FIFA 12, and that's Richard Dawkins.
He's a Pro-Evolution man.

Brilliant!

[DreamcastRIP]

Glad you chuckled! My favourite of those I copy/pasted was,

..................................................................... where's Pac-Man when you need him?

[DreamcastRIP]

A few others I just found,

Just bought the new Christian version of the Pokemon games.
Can anyone tell me why my Charmander won't evolve?

Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music...

I've just been into HMV for a copy of Grand Theft Auto.
There weren't any on the shelves, so I asked the shop assistant.
She said, "I've not heard of that one, can you describe it to me?"
"It's the one with the guy who drives around with an iron bar, f*cking whores and evading police," I answered.
The stupid bitch brought out a copy of Tiger Woods '10!

Anne Frank: What a camping noob.

Playstation Network is now back online.
Worldwide internet porn traffic drops 75%.

You know you've played to much Call Of Duty when you think the postman is trying to plant a C4 on your doorstep

'Mario Condoms'.
They come in Peach!

What have Viagra and World Of Warcraft got in common?
They were both created to keep cocks up all night.

[Liamh1982]

Atari since about 1994.

[themightymartin]

Q: What's the difference between Call of Duty and a restaurant?
A: A restaurant usually has a good host and servers that work.

Link was having trouble opening a stiff door, when Navi told him "Triforce".

Q: What did Shang Tsung say to the Aztec witchdoctor?
A: Your soul is Mayan.

‘Angry Birds coming to Facebook’. As long as they post pictures of themselves naked I couldn’t give sh*t how angry they are.

You know you’ve been playing Halo too much, when the weatherman announces flood risks and you get out a shotgun.

[delbert_trout]

Some c*nt wearing a Sonic the Hedgehog face mask came in and robbed my jewellery store last night - among other things he made off with a hundred gold rings. I'm going to kill the f*cker.
....Twice, if I have to.

[Gibberish Driftwood]

How do you get 50 Pikachu on a bus?
You Poke em on.

[rapidly-greying]

Why did the landlord evict the zombie? Because the resident was evil.

Why did the miners love snake* fly away? It was a jet set willy.

*had to think of something that wouldn't come up censored.

Why did horace go skiing? He just really enjoys tugging off two dudes at the same time.

Alvin atombender suffers from impotence. On the rare occasion that he achieves a stiffy he shouts 'stay awhile,stay forever'.

Ok i'm struggling now.

The london police were forced to make a public apology to a Gremlin Graphics employee for wrongful arrest. PC Moron said,'we were acting on a tip off as to the whereabouts of a serial prostitute killer but we got it wrong. We apologise profusely to Jack the nipper'.

Where did the giant discuss football games? He went to an online FEE FA FO RUM.

Toe jam and earl are in the bath,toe jam says,'toe jam'. Earl says,'take your toe out of my bumhole'.

Why did Drake shag Lara? He was a womb raider.

In a parallel universe sir clive gets the sixth sense gig ahead of joel haley osmond. In one scene he tells die hard,'i see dead people'. Die hard replies,'how many do you see in this room'. Sir clive looks die hard straight in the eye and says,'sinclair see five'.

[thevulture]

Think something along lines of this appeared on letters page of Digitiser, years back....

Why did Mitsurugi take his shoes back to the cobblers? because the soul still burns.....

That's the only 1 i know and it sucks.

[DreamcastRIP]

Why did Mitsurugi take his shoes back to the cobblers? because the soul still burns.....

That's the only 1 i know and it sucks.

Hey, that was funny!

[TwoHeadedBoy]

What's Sonic's favourite piece of popular music, circa 1999?
-I'm Blue (Da Ba Dee).

Why did Sonic cross the road?
-To get some rings or chilli dogs or something.

Why was Dr. Robotnik tired?
-He was eggs-asperated.

What happened when Dr. Robotnik died?
-He egg-spired.

What's the favourite song of Tails?
-It Takes Two (with reference to Tails having two tails).

What's the favourite song of Knuckles?
-Dreadlock Holiday.

Why didn't Sonic enjoy his night out?
-His drink got spiked.

Why couldn't Dr. Robotnik get to sleep on Christmas Eve?
-He was too eggs-ited.

Why does everyone think Knuckles looks like a girl?
-Because he's pink and has long hair.

Why was Sonic sad?
-He was feeling blue.

What happened when Dr. Robotnik tried out his new skateboard?
-He was eggs-treme.

Why did Dr. Robotnik do something he didn't want to do?
-He was egged on.

Why shouldn't you believe anything that Tails says?
-Because he's always twisting his tales (as in, "tails").

[DreamcastRIP]

Erm, I thought all scousers were supposed to be funny!