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Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by DigitalDuck » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:42 pm

Question proposed in order to invoke discussion.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by Crunchy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:45 pm

Obligatory "I'm not buying it if it isn't on disc" response.

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by rapidly-greying » Wed Oct 19, 2011 2:59 pm

Customary 'shut up you idiot because you know nothing and my knowledge is unbeatable for I am the king of retro' comment.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by DigitalDuck » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:09 pm

Standard "it doesn't matter what you guys think, it'll be censored" declaration.
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Post by Liamh1982 » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:11 pm

Unrelated pidgin English spam link here.

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by Crunchy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:14 pm

Link to my youtube video review here.

And here's my blog.

It's my first post btw. But I've lurked for ages and always buy the mag. No really.

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by Darran@Retro Gamer » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:16 pm

I don't get it.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by QuantumCrayons » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Snarky response implying marital/weight/social issues of Original Poster due to difference of opinion.

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by Crunchy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:17 pm

Statement that this game is the best game I've ever played (since the last best game I've ever played, which was last week, and until the next best game I've ever played, which will be next week).

The poster "is loving it".
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by DigitalDuck » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:21 pm

Series of insults thrown at disagreeing poster, including things poster did not actually say and accusations of hypocrisy.
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Post by pantal00ns » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:24 pm

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by The Angry Jock » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:28 pm

LOL
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by Crunchy » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:30 pm

No gameplay.
All browns and greys.
No soul.
No heart.
Too many controls.
It's all sequels.
Full of bugs.
Patches.

Retro games are made from pixel art fairy wings and cure cancer. Modern games are squeezed from the arse of a corporate dog whose fleas are the board of EA. And they smell too.

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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by FatTrucker » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:34 pm

Generic, feel the love and address your issues via PM warning, followed by veiled threats to lock stuff.
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Re: Generic Retro Gamer thread

Post by astaroth » Wed Oct 19, 2011 3:36 pm

Games containing duck farts.

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