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Today

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 7:51 pm
by The Master
Today, whilst in a despair-stance (head in hands, gaze low, monsters etc) I happened to notice that my reflected shadow thing on the glass desk below me looked exactly like one of those stick-on comedy noses you used to get in joke shops and/or participating newsagents back in the day.

And it cheered me right up. Your turn (begin with "Today,") dot dot dot...

Re: Today

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:24 pm
by ToxieDogg
Today......I hear the robin sing!
Today......the thrush is on the wing!
Today, who knows what life will bring?
Today!

Before you think I've lost the plot, it's on this Monty Python sketch at 4:05 mins in. I thought of it as soon as I saw the topic, sorry...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xd_n0lF_ ... L&index=39

Re: Today

Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 8:41 pm
by SexyWayne
Today... I had a complete culture shock, as most of you know I won my unfair dismissal appeal and have been temp transfered to another centre 3 or 4 miles outside Birmingham city centre.... Female customers you would not believe the mouths on some of them... like a fcukin' sewer :lol:

and to think it's only 5 or 6 miles up the road from the lovely quaint peaceful area called Dudley :lol:

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 1:37 am
by psj3809
Never thought i would put those two together with those accents - 'Dudley' and 'Call Centre' ;)

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:09 am
by pantal00ns
Today I woke up early to the sound of my son yelling that it was morning.... let the Dogs out, sorted the kids drinks and made a cup of tea.

5 Mins later the dogs were barking (unusual in the morning) and a female blackbird was trying to dive bomb them. Popped outside to see a cute podgey baby blackbird chick huddled in the corner of the garden on the bottom row of my fence. :o

The dogs were fascinated by the little fella and just sniffing away. Grab the dogs and put them inside and watch the Blackbird parents drop down and feed him then lead him away back towards their nest in our pogola.

A cute and fluffy start to the day.... :D

Then the reality of work and half the workforce to go in the next 3-4 weeks......bast@rds..... :(

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:13 am
by psj3809
Good on you fella ! I regularly feed the birds in our garden, must admit those crows are right greedy gits getting multiple bits of bread in their beaks !

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:29 am
by SirClive
Today I am late for work. Should probably stop surfing and get a move on really.

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 3:35 am
by David
Today I saw a woman who looked exactly like that red one from Fraggle Rock

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:54 am
by sirclive1
David wrote:Today I saw a woman who looked exactly like that red one from Fraggle Rock
nice !

Today im having the day off work .

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:14 am
by pforson
Today I'm doing the same as I do everyday. Prepping for Dalies whilst browsing this forum and drinking Tea. It's a fine life I lead.

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:37 am
by RetroRik
Today, unlike yesterday, im thinking of tomorrow.

RIK

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 5:42 am
by thevulture
it`s today allready? :oops:

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:46 am
by merman
Today I got Rock Band :D

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:55 am
by LiddlDevil
TODAY I am still a bum, but I am going to the gym in a bit

Re: Today

Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 6:59 am
by psj3809
LiddlDevil wrote:TODAY I am still a bum, but I am going to the gym in a bit
You not found a job yet ? I remember you said you left some publishing company before ?