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Re: Today

Post by The Master » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:29 pm

It's a direct line to Michael Fish?
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Re: Today

Post by DPrinny » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:31 pm

The Master wrote:It's a direct line to Michael Fish?
Dont think hes following me.

He
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Re: Today

Post by Hitman_HalStep » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:33 pm

The Mask Seller wrote:Today I went to Weston-Super-Mare for a day trip with the boy's playgroup.

There were three things wrong with this, firstly my wife booked us on the trip without consulting me (it's the principle that bothered me).

Secondly, we went by coach, to quote from The Simpsons "The transport of the poor and very poor alike", I'm so glad that I don't have to travel by coach regularly, it sucks balls.

Thirdly, Weston-Super-F*cking-Mare, what a Godforsaken sh*t-hole, the pier wasn't open and the whole of the front was a massive construction site. I've never seen so many women with neck tattoos, heroin addicts staggering around looking for stuff to steal or old people staring into the abyss of encroaching death. I think I saw the sea, the beach looked like I'd imagine The Somme to look in 1918. It was depressing to say the least, my three year old boy loved it. If it was a choice between living there or eating a bullet I'd claw the gun out of your hands and empty the clip into my eye socket before the offer had even been fully explained.
i think that's either where lucy pinder is from or she washed up there and someone claimed salvage rights :?:

today i realised i had no picture to my posts,sorted now.
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Re: Today

Post by The Mask Seller » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:38 pm

Hitman_HalStep wrote:i think that's either where lucy pinder is from or she washed up there and someone claimed salvage rights :?:
I used to think Lucy Pinder was gorgeous until I had the misfortune to hear her speak, can't remember what TV show she was on. She has an oddly-deep, flat, masculine emotionless thicko voice like Jordan has, put me right off her despite her impressive rack.
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Re: Today

Post by pratty » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:46 pm

Today I installed a replacement touchscreen in my DS Lite, and didn't break it. :D
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Re: Today

Post by Hitman_HalStep » Thu Aug 12, 2010 3:47 pm

The Mask Seller wrote:
Hitman_HalStep wrote:i think that's either where lucy pinder is from or she washed up there and someone claimed salvage rights :?:
I used to think Lucy Pinder was gorgeous until I had the misfortune to hear her speak, can't remember what TV show she was on. She has an oddly-deep, flat, masculine emotionless thicko voice like Jordan has, put me right off her despite her impressive rack.
agreed but they make a tidy set of ear muffs to drown out the sound.
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Re: Today

Post by dste » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:06 pm

Today the new windscreen that we had fitted on Monday got hit by a f*****g stone on the same bit of f*****g road and now has a f*****g chip in it.

Obviously not best f*****g pleased.

Apologies for the swearing.
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Re: Today

Post by DPrinny » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:08 pm

Today I am putting plans into the making of my 50th video on Youtube.
Its going to be funny and games related.

I need to get that camera back off my mum

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Re: Today

Post by Rayne » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:13 pm

dste wrote:Today the new windscreen that we had fitted on Monday got hit by a f*****g stone on the same bit of f*****g road and now has a f*****g chip in it.

Obviously not best f*****g pleased.

Apologies for the swearing.
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Re: Today

Post by dste » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:18 pm

I am mate, I really am.

We live in a small community so I think i'm going to be one of those annoying bar stewards who skips the complaints department and goes straight to his Councilor to put some pressure on.

The really annoying thing is that they dug the road up nearly a month ago now, so why the f**k they decided to do that and then just not bother relaying it I do not know.
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Re: Today

Post by FatTrucker » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:19 pm

dste wrote:Today the new windscreen that we had fitted on Monday got hit by a f*****g stone on the same bit of f*****g road and now has a f*****g chip in it.

Obviously not best f*****g pleased.

Apologies for the swearing.
Ring Gavin from Autoglass. Apparently that chip could turn into a crack and cost you your insurance excess!. :wink:
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Re: Today

Post by dste » Thu Aug 12, 2010 4:21 pm

:lol:
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Re: Today

Post by The Mask Seller » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:50 pm

I've just bought tickets to see GUNS N' (F*CKING) ROSES at Birmingham on October 17th, I saw them at Birmingham NEC in 2006 and they were f*cking awesome, stupidly excited \m/ :D :D :D
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Re: Today

Post by The Master » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:52 pm

Steady on old chap, aren't you supposed to be a filthy bob? :twisted:
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Re: Today

Post by DPrinny » Thu Aug 12, 2010 5:53 pm

err
I said on Twitter that I want the clouds to part for a bit.

a hour later
THEY DID!!

I am know controlling the weather and I wish for rain tomorrow just to be a censored

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