People who get on the bus look at the first 2 rows of seats (which are always full) and then stand at the fron of the bus because they are too stupid to walk 5 yards to the back end of the bus where there are always loads of seats. Then when anyone else gets on they automatically assume the bus is full and there is a big pile up of stupid people blocking the way off the bus when I want to get off.
2 people (normally a mother pushing a pram and her ugly mother) walking `2 abreast` on a small path, so anyone walking in the opposite direction has to stop and then get a look of death from the rancid old woman as you scowl at her for blocking the path.
People who think that taking the kids to the shopping centre is a fun day out for the kids....they hate looking through 47 racks of clothing in Primark so dont shout at them when they are bored...take them to the beach or the park...
People who smoke right outside any building or shopping centre - ignorant gets
Game shop staff who question your purchases..
People who use supermarkets as a social centre and block the aisle talking to someone who they dont really care about about really boring topics such as `we`ve just come back from Spain it rained all week`
People who end every sentence with `do you know what I mean`...yes I speak english and I have functioning ears.
Managers who ask you to attend a team meeting to air your opinions and then dont like it when you air your opinions.
Work colleagues who think that `a good days work` is watching family Guy on an ipod or stroking the same bit of hair all day whilst booking a holiday online, and then when someone wants to speak to them on the phone they are `in a meeting all afternoon`
Team bonding exercises at work and works nights out - I am there to work not be your friend - you all suck anyway.
Freeview reception - why does it suck?
The sky man in the town centre who every day asks me `do you have sky` and still gets annoyed when I reply `yes it is above the ground and I get it for free`
Onions on pizzas.......onion should only be eaten raw
Vets who charge Â£5.50 to trim my rabbits nails (time taken 1.5 minutes - hourly rate = Â£220.00)
broken wine bottles (normally lambrini) strewn on pathways.
Fosters lager cans strewn everywhere.
Emulators that need an awful lot of fiddling to get them to work. (why cant I just install it and chuck the roms on a folder called ROMS)
Teenager Americans on Xbox Live - I honestly dont need to type any more
Stupid mothers in games shops who pander to their annoying childrens demands......even if it is a 18 game
Bad parents.....should be shot with censored
people who phone the wrong number and then when you say `sorry I think you have the wrong number` get very irate and still demand to speak to `billy` at which point I say I will just go and get him then place the phone down (still connected) and start playing a game or read a book.....4 minutes is the longest anyone has waited before hanging up....Billy Billy BILLY are you there...?
people who knock on your door at teatime (charity or salesman or religious) and get shirty when you say `I am not interested` to which they reply `you dont know what I am offering` to which I retort `F*** Off) - does anyone ever buy anything from someone knocking on the door...If I want something I will decide where I buy it from. Arseholes
That will do for now.
Very therapeutic this post....