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Post by felgekarp » Tue Jul 08, 2008 6:28 am

Raw Deal was on last night, so.

Joseph P. Brenner... what's the P stand for?
Pu*sy.

And that's about it for Raw Deal.
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Post by 1500graham » Tue Jul 08, 2008 5:24 pm

:)
"Conan, what is best in life?"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."

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Post by leefishuk » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:23 am

"Sit down. Shut up!"
"It's not a tumour!" = Kindergarden Cop

"Chill out ... dickwad" = Terminator 2.

"Consider it a divorce" - Commando

Also in Predator Jesse Ventura extols the virtues of chewing tobacco, claiming that "it will turn you into a god-damn sexual tyrannosarus!"

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Post by leefishuk » Fri Jul 11, 2008 1:25 am

Sorry, my bad. Divorce line from Total Recall. I am ashamed. :(

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Post by 1500graham » Fri Jul 11, 2008 6:51 am

If it bleeds we can kill it!

Predator, pure genius.
"Conan, what is best in life?"

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Post by felgekarp » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:37 am

Conan was on ITV last night and while there's no real one liners in it Arnie does chin a camel :D
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Post by 1500graham » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:21 am

felgekarp wrote:Conan was on ITV last night and while there's no real one liners in it Arnie does chin a camel :D
Love the Conan films, didn't rate Red Sonja though.
"Conan, what is best in life?"

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Post by felgekarp » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:35 am

1500graham wrote:
felgekarp wrote:Conan was on ITV last night and while there's no real one liners in it Arnie does chin a camel :D
Love the Conan films, didn't rate Red Sonja though.
Hmm, I would possibly rate Red Sonja over Conan The Destroyer but not by much.
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Post by 1500graham » Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:56 am

Horses for courses?
"Conan, what is best in life?"

"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you and hear the lamentation of their women."

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Post by felgekarp » Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:16 am

1500graham wrote:Horses for courses?
Yeah, there's a lot of crap in both of them :D
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Post by 1500graham » Tue Jul 15, 2008 2:51 pm

felgekarp wrote:
1500graham wrote:Horses for courses?
Yeah, there's a lot of crap in both of them :D
'You got some nerve showing your face around here!' 'Look who's talking!'

Total Recall.
"Conan, what is best in life?"

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Post by resident paul » Tue Jul 15, 2008 4:50 pm

1500graham wrote:
felgekarp wrote:
1500graham wrote:Horses for courses?
Yeah, there's a lot of crap in both of them :D
'You got some nerve showing your face around here!' 'Look who's talking!'

Total Recall.

"Get your ass to Mars!"

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Post by felgekarp » Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:59 am

Watched Eraser last night, that must have the worst one liner payoff at the end of the film ever, even Arnie looked disgusted as he uttered his "they caught a train" line.
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Post by goldenone » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:02 am

Pumping Iron - When asked what kind of excitement he gets out of training.

"It's like Cumming, Cumming with a woman"

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Post by LeeT » Thu Jul 17, 2008 8:32 am

"Eating isn't cheating"

What he said to his wife when he *allegedly* got caught with a woman.

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