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there was a assembly Next day on if some one would like to owned up, i kept quite.
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Toxie Confessional no. 2
I skived a fair amount at school. Asides from what I've mentioned elsewhere (pretending to be sick so I could play games), we used to have double PE every Tuesday afternoon....I always opted to do swimming because the school swimming pool was right by the back gates....and promptly went straight through them and home early for the day. Surprisingly, I ended up with a 'C' for PE on my report, the guy who did swimming wasn't the regular PE teacher (who would have realised I wasn't there) so I don't even think he knew what I looked like.
I also skived off double English for a while every Friday morning, I got away with it for about 6 weeks until the teacher came storming downstairs to the common room on a tip off, and caught me in the middle of a heated game of 7 Card Rummy with a couple of my mates.....it was just like a scene from 'Skool Daze' (he even looked a bit like Mr Creak) as he started screaming about how many lines I had and herded me back to the classroom for a bollocking
I left school for good shortly afterwards.