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Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Wed Dec 02, 2015 5:45 pm
by TwoHeadedBoy
Avoid embarrassment when falling off a ladder by whistling nonchalantly on the way down so that it looks like you meant to do it.

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 8:18 pm
by Negative Creep
My favourite was always "avoid jet lag by simply taking an earlier flight"

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Tue Dec 08, 2015 10:04 pm
by TwoHeadedBoy
Peas with holes punched into them with a drawing pin make ideal bowling balls for mice.

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:47 am
by psj3809
Always put your name and address on your keyring so if you lose your keys they can be returned back to you. Also put the time you'll be in in case they miss you when they return them

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 1:34 pm
by Liamh1982
Find out how many of your cat's lives are remaining by hitting it repeatedly with a mallet. The number of strokes required to bring about its demise will correspond with the number of lives that remained.

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Fri Dec 18, 2015 7:19 pm
by Spirit of AHB
havent read viz in years is roger mellie and sid the sexist still in it?

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Tue Dec 22, 2015 8:45 am
by TwoHeadedBoy
Yep, pretty much every character's still in it... Even Norbert Colon's made a comeback recently.

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 3:14 pm
by trunky
If you've not read the Mickey's Monkey juice Moped strip then you are in for a treat. Oh yes.

http://viz.co.uk/mickeys-monkey-juice-moped/

Re: Any fans of "The Viz" on here?

Posted: Thu Apr 20, 2017 6:47 pm
by Bluce_Ree
Raffles the Gentleman Thug was amazing.