Bruce Lee clone exploitation superstar Dragon Lee is the hero in this whacky flick, in which he is tasked with defending a village from an organised crime ring that pose as some sort of security or delivery service that keep nicking all the villager's money. The top hard case for the baddies has a metal circle on his forehead, and a necklace that lights up, makes a little noise and somehow makes him turn dead hard. He also has an inexplicable little penis coming out of his belly button which seems to be somehow connected to his source of power.
It's Dragon lee, baby, oh yeah!
After the usual whitewash of fabulously camp kung-fu fighting scenes, Dragon Lee batters the top baddie and then has to fight the big boss of the gang, who takes a cotton glove off to reveal he has little metal circles embedded into his finger tips. Naturally, Dragon Lee rips these out and kicks seven shades out of him using his (admittedly very flashy) taekwondo skills. As soon as the last baddie dies, the viewer is hit with a blue screen and the word “END” boldly printed into the middle. No hero walking off into the sunset, no scenes of the villagers beginning a happy life outside the stranglehold of the gang, nothing. F*cking END.
I love stuff like this: Its weird, mysterious, cheesy and for the most part, baffling. It doesn't pretend to be anything else though, its no-budget, badly dubbed kung-fu exploitation at its finest. God bless Godfrey Ho and God bless the mighty Dragon Lee.