Favourite Movie quotes

[JetSetWilly]

'This is your final warning, drop your weapons'
'Wadda say John'
'FUCKEM!!!'

That's my favourite Rambo quote ever (Rambo 3)

Rambo 3 has a lot of funny quotes. Like this one for example:

Hows the wound?
You told us to ignore pain, didn't you?
Is it working?
Not really. Don't take it personally!
Thanks!

But the classic one has been mentioned and everytime I hear it, it cracks me up!

[JetSetWilly]

Sorry, guys. I can't help it. I've put it off long enough, but.......




Kirk! Kirk, you're still alive, my old friend?
STILL......old friend! You've managed to kill just about everyone else, but, like a poor marksman, you keep missing the target!
Prehaps I no longer need to try.
(beems up Genesis)
Khan....Khan, you've got Genesis but you don't have me. You're going to try to kill me, Khan, you'll have to come down here. You're going to have to come down here!
I've done far worse than kill you. I've hurt you. And I wish to go on.....hurting you. I shall leave you, as you left me, as you left her. Marooned for all eternity, at the centre of a dead planet. Buried alive.....buried alive..





KHAAAAAAAAN! KHAAAAAAAAAAAN!

My favourite STAR TREK quote ever!!!

[bonerlaw]

Back to Rambo:

"To survive a war, you gotta become a war!"

[yakmag]

From They Live...

I have come here to chew bubblegum and to kick ass...

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

And

The Untouchables...

You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

[paranoid marvin]

" From now on , I want you all to call me Loretta"

[JetSetWilly]

" From now on , I want you all to call me Loretta"

Why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?

[paranoid marvin]

"I want to have babies - it's every man's right to have babies if he wants them"

[JetSetWilly]

"I want to have babies - it's every man's right to have babies if he wants them"

You can't have babies! Where's the fetus gonna gestate? Gonna keep it in a box?

[jdanddiet]

don't you oppress me!

[paranoid marvin]

Bloody Romas...

[JetSetWilly]

Bloody Romas...

WATCH IT! Still a few crucifixes left.....

[paranoid marvin]

Bloody Romas...

WATCH IT! Still a few crucifixes left.....

[JetSetWilly]

Bloody Romas...

WATCH IT! Still a few crucifixes left.....

How I love Life of Brian......YOU'RE FCUKING NICKED, ME BEAUTY!!!

[TheDude18]

From Twin Town -

"You ffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucccccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkin Tw*t!"

"Out?!?! What do you mean out?" "It means not fcukin in!"

"Look at that dashboard, company car boys?" "Aye. Probably"

[necronom]

There are loads of obvious ones I like from Aliens, The Terminator, The Thing, An American Werewolf, etc, but I was watching Control last night and was reminded of a few that I really like from that:

"I'd never stand for that"
"What?"
"Being called something like 'the Buzzcocks'"
"What are you on about?"
"I don't know. I don't mind the Buzz, but calling themselves C0cks... I don't get it"
"They're not calling themselves the C0cks, are they? They're calling themselves the Buzzcocks"
"Still got the word 'c0ck' in it"

and later on:

"Now remember, we are live, so no swearing or they will cut you off."
"What about 'ar$e'"
"What?"
"Is 'ar$e' a swear word?"
"'Ar$e', yes. It's a swear word"
"No, it's not"
"Bernard, out there I know 'ar$e' isn't a swear word. Here in TV land, 'ar$e' is most definitely a swear word. Trust me, I know all about swearing and TV. I'm a master of knowing when I can and when I can't."
"What about 'big dog's c0ck'? Can you say that?"