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Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Fri Dec 09, 2011 7:49 pm
by JazzFunk
"God punishes perversion...and I am his angel with the flaming sword, sent to kill dirty worms."

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sat Dec 10, 2011 8:46 pm
by JetSetWilly
"Listen, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me whilst I'm walking again, and I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!"

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sun Dec 18, 2011 11:27 pm
by rapidly-greying
Cruel Intentions

Buffy looks Legally Blondes ex right in the eyes and says 'I'll let you put it anywhere'.

That line must have contributed to the eventual breaking of my vcr's rewind button.

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 8:56 pm
by resident paul
"Who are you? I demand you relea..." -- Captain Terrell, "You are in a position to demand nothing. I however, am in a position to grant nothing." -- Khan

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Fri Nov 23, 2012 11:09 pm
by JetSetWilly
resident paul wrote:"Who are you? I demand you relea..." -- Captain Terrell, "You are in a position to demand nothing. I however, am in a position to grant nothing." -- Khan
Ah, the classic Wrath of Khan.

Another favorite of mine:

Bring in the floating fat man, The Baron! - Padasha Emporor Shaddam IV (DUNE)

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 1:42 am
by resident paul
Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the sh*t. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm f*cked.
Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?
Martin Riggs: What?
Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.
Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been f*cked!
Martin Riggs: Terrific.
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sat Nov 24, 2012 7:10 pm
by SJ_Sathanas
YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 5:48 pm
by bobturnip
"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and to kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

They don't write 'em like that any more !

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2012 6:57 pm
by Lord Innit
And that fits?

Well.....Yeah, it's rubber. It stretches

And still it fits?

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Mon Nov 26, 2012 2:48 pm
by pantal00ns
All from possibly my favourite film of all time....

- Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
- Is it Friday already?

- They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
- You are a criminal.
- Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.

A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:18 am
by JetSetWilly
I can't remember if it's been posted, but still. From the awesome Demolition Man:

You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it!!

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 3:41 pm
by samhain81
Best one for me is obviously Jokers iconic

'Why are you so serious?' The Dark Knight

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Thu Nov 29, 2012 5:30 pm
by bobturnip
Oh, you gonna blow? Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf****r, motherf*****r! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

I think the 2 best films for being jam-packed with great quotes have to be Jaws and Pulp Fiction. The Monty Python movies are in a league of their own, though.

Camelot !... Camelot !!
- Its only a model....

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:46 am
by Mrmullet
Anything Arnold Schwarzenegger 80's-90's

Re: Favourite Movie quotes

Posted: Sun Feb 24, 2013 12:48 pm
by william
If you can fly a sopwith camel,you can fly anything