Favourite Movie quotes

[JazzFunk]

"God punishes perversion...and I am his angel with the flaming sword, sent to kill dirty worms."

[JetSetWilly]

"Listen, if I throw a dog a bone, I don't wanna know if it tastes good or not. You stop me whilst I'm walking again, and I'll cut your f**king jacobs off!"

[rapidly-greying]

Cruel Intentions

Buffy looks Legally Blondes ex right in the eyes and says 'I'll let you put it anywhere'.

That line must have contributed to the eventual breaking of my vcr's rewind button.

[resident paul]

"Who are you? I demand you relea..." -- Captain Terrell, "You are in a position to demand nothing. I however, am in a position to grant nothing." -- Khan

[JetSetWilly]

"Who are you? I demand you relea..." -- Captain Terrell, "You are in a position to demand nothing. I however, am in a position to grant nothing." -- Khan

Ah, the classic Wrath of Khan.

Another favorite of mine:

Bring in the floating fat man, The Baron! - Padasha Emporor Shaddam IV (DUNE)

[resident paul]

Martin Riggs: Hey, look friend, let's just cut the sh*t. Now we both know why I was transferred. Everybody thinks I'm suicidal, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me; or they think I'm faking to draw a psycho pension, in which case, I'm f*cked and nobody wants to work with me. Basically, I'm f*cked.
Roger Murtaugh: Guess what?
Martin Riggs: What?
Roger Murtaugh: I don't want to work with you!
Martin Riggs: Hey, don't.
Roger Murtaugh: Ain't got no choice! Looks like we both been f*cked!
Martin Riggs: Terrific.
Roger Murtaugh: God hates me. That's what it is.
Martin Riggs: Hate him back; it works for me.

[SJ_Sathanas]

YOU'RE GONNA DIE CLOWN!!

[bobturnip]

"I have come here to chew bubblegum, and to kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum."

They don't write 'em like that any more !

[Lord Innit]

And that fits?

Well.....Yeah, it's rubber. It stretches

And still it fits?

[pantal00ns]

All from possibly my favourite film of all time....

- Man, I had a finger up my asshole tonight.
- Is it Friday already?

- They treat me like a criminal. I'll end up a criminal.
- You are a criminal.
- Why you gotta go and do that? I'm trying to make a point.

A man can convince anyone he's somebody else, but never himself.

One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?

The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he did not exist. And like that... he is gone.

[JetSetWilly]

I can't remember if it's been posted, but still. From the awesome Demolition Man:

You're gonna regret this for the rest of your life. Both seconds of it!!

[samhain81]

Best one for me is obviously Jokers iconic

'Why are you so serious?' The Dark Knight

[bobturnip]

Oh, you gonna blow? Well, I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherf****r, motherf*****r! Every time my fingers touch brain, I'm Superfly T.N.T., I'm the Guns of the Navarone!

I think the 2 best films for being jam-packed with great quotes have to be Jaws and Pulp Fiction. The Monty Python movies are in a league of their own, though.

Camelot !... Camelot !!
- Its only a model....

[Mrmullet]

Anything Arnold Schwarzenegger 80's-90's

[william]

If you can fly a sopwith camel,you can fly anything