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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by Raziel » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:44 pm

Nier's (no essays I promise) npc banter makes me chuckle.. here's a little from a conversation between Kaine and Grimm..

Kaine.. if you had testicle's, I'd cut them off'
Grimm.. 'Ah... whats wrong, Did you leave all your strength in your other panties?'
Kaine.. 'Why don't you just shut the f'k up, I have an image to maintain here'
Grimm... 'This place was so much nicer when it free from hussies... like you'
Kaine... 'Hussy!!.. thats f'king rich coming from a second rate paperback from the kiddies section! Try engaging your f'ing brain as much as you do your mouth!'




Jackie's (The Darkness) 'Like I said Classic' always brings a smile to my face. There's a ton of good quotes and dialogue from loads of games thinking about it.

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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by ToxieDogg » Tue Dec 28, 2010 5:55 pm

thevulture wrote:1 just popped up in Ratchet And Clank:Tools Of Destruction. 2 bickering old war droids: (Zephyr) 'At last, time to show my superior online capabilities!'.(Cronk) 'Too bad your CPU has a 43% failure rate Ha Ha Ha'.
:lol: :lol: :lol: I was only playing through that a couple of weeks ago, that made me laugh too. :)
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by sscott » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:00 pm

Comic Jumper, main character slagging of one of the previous publishers games (The Maw) and I quote:
"too short and the DLC should have been in the original game!"
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by ToxieDogg » Tue Dec 28, 2010 6:14 pm

JetSetWilly wrote:When they're advertising the lager PisWasier in GTA IV, and the jingle that goes with it sounds like the jingle to Davidoff Cool Water.
My favourite one of the lot is the advert for the 'Degenatron' games console in GTA: Vice City :) .....

Narrator: Are you tired of dad?
Boy: Dad, no one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories.
Narrator: Are you tired of mom?
Mom: Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?
Boy: No.
(Degenatron!!)
Narrator: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys offering to show you puppies!
Boys: Awesome!
Narrator: The Degenatron, you can play video games just like you're in the arcade!
Kids: Excellent!
(Degenatron!!)
Narrator: The Degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender of the Faith where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red square!
Boys: Cool!
Narrator: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your red square monkey!
Boys: That's rad!
Narrator: And Penatrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious red square!
Boys: WOW!
Narrator: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on Fridays!
(Degenatron!!)
Narrator: Degenatron! Fighting the evil of boredom!
Boys: I'll never go to school again!
(Degenatron!!)
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by JetSetWilly » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:27 pm

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: classic. That PisWaiser one does stick out though, mainly because of the billboard ad as well of a woman crouched over a beer bottle :lol: :lol:
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by SexyWayne » Thu Dec 30, 2010 4:38 pm

I've just started playing Brutal Legend on the 360, only a few missions in and I've already had quite a few laughs

Ugh! It smells like a whale... ate some cabbage... and died in your mouth... like a year ago!


I'm supposed to think you're a nun but I know you're really some kind of big ugly demon, so lets have it.....

Ah ha! I knew it, big ugly demon... kind of sexy though in a weird way.

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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by Frank Chickens » Fri Dec 31, 2010 5:45 am

"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" line always puts a smile on my face.
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by killbot » Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:21 am

I love the 'I mean to kill you all!' dialogue option when talking to the pirate chiefs in Monkey Island.

Also, Toad's line in Partners In Time: 'Please rescue our princess, Mario. And I assure you, she's not in another castle'
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by William S » Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:39 pm

Frank Chickens wrote:"I'm selling these fine leather jackets" line always puts a smile on my face.
I was just thinking about that one!
So many classics in that game! "I have some of his spit!" :lol:
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by G9drown » Thu Jan 27, 2011 3:52 pm

“You can almost feel the fear, it’s tangible!”Street Fighter 4 a marvelous game, but when the fights going on, one line which u feel and think stupid, that’s part of the Funny Free Games Online what u think.

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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by RetroMartin » Thu Jan 27, 2011 6:03 pm

Anything fron GTA Vice City and Vice City Stories basically.

The Exploder ads were EXCELLENT - "TIM THEYVE GOT YOUR WIFE!"
"BUT IM NOT MARRIED!"
"YOU ARE NOW...TO AMERICA!"

"I'M AN AMERICAN AND YOU'RE NOT.....SO F**KING DIE!!!" - class

The ammu-nation ads are genius.

"Mother in law being a b*tch? Ammunation has the solution, why not check out our flamethrowerssssss!"

"Need anti-tank missiles? We got 'em....Flamethrowers? OH YEAHHHH!"

"Come by ammunation and register to win an anti-aircraft gun, ACTUALLY USED when we WHOPPED Australia's ass!"
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by Vyothric » Thu Jan 27, 2011 8:34 pm

From Monkey Island 2:

Guybrush: I'm on a whole new adventure.
Bart: Growing a moustache?
Guybrush: No. Bigger than that.
Bart: A beard?!


From Splinter Cell:

Lambert: Good Lord, Fisher! That was general Kong Feirong!
Fisher: [sarcastically] Good Lord!......Who's that?


From Mass Effect:

Wrex: "If we die in here I'll kill him!"

Another Krogan (Whilst talking to a V.I.): "Tell me what I want (to know) or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual dust
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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by sebadude » Fri Jan 28, 2011 1:41 pm

'Arab Money!!!!'

First mention of that in GTA:TBOGT and I was in stitches. First meeting with Yusuf, the guy is insane!

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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by Liamh1982 » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:01 pm

"It's over the post" - Chris James (!?!?), ISS 2000.
No, it's over the BAR!!!
Would have liked to have seen the meeting: 'Who shall we get for the commentary?'
'I know, some jobbing actor who knows NOTHING about football!'
'Perfect, he'll make Terry Butcher seem knowledgeable and insightful!'

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Re: Best or funniest dialogue in games

Post by c0nfu53d » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:07 pm

"Who the hell stole my panties!"
- Demon Lord Edna (Prinny 2- Dawn of Operation Panties , Dood !)

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