Ideas for games for Retro Shamer

thl · Post by **thl** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 10:49 am

EnglishRob wrote:Final Fight on the ST (possibly the Amiga too, the only saving grace I found on that one was the intro music and the rather humorous story in the Startup Sequence.

Being a big fan of Final Fight I was REALLY disappointed.

I remember playing the Amiga conversion of Final Fight, which I thought it was well below average. Just like Street Fighter II: The World Warrior, it doesn't felt suited on the home computer and not able to handle the collision detection perfectly well. Plus the frame rate didn't help at all.

woody.cool · Post by **woody.cool** » Tue Mar 25, 2008 1:09 pm

Antiriad2097 wrote:I think this is possibly the easiest game I've ever played.

.... that's if you can even control it!

The controls are the most unresponsive I've seen for a game like this in ages.

JackBurton-Me · Post by **JackBurton-Me** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:32 pm

FF7 on the Playstation. I tried so hard to like it, but it was just a load of crap.

SirClive · Post by **SirClive** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 4:48 pm

Dudley · Post by **Dudley** » Thu Mar 27, 2008 5:07 pm

*RANDOM BATTLE*

STranger81 · Post by **STranger81** » Thu Apr 24, 2008 2:28 am

Karate Kid on the NES. terrible.

JetSetWilly · Post by **JetSetWilly** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 4:06 am

TMR wrote:
FatTrucker wrote:...along the lines of 'The Rusty Joystick Awards'
i think someone is required to go "fnarr fnarr" at this point...? =-)

fnarr fnarr!!!!

i know its late coming but i was in the bog

Dunjohn · Post by **Dunjohn** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:53 am

Dynamite Cop! on the Dreamcast. What it's doing on issue 50's "And the rest..." is beyond me. I thought that was only for good games. The graphics are awful, the action is slow and dull and the scripting could have opened the gates to Hell. To top it all off it has such a hilariously high opinion of itself it's almost worth trying to unlock all the secrets to read the development notes, series history, comic book etc.

Titan · Post by **Titan** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 5:38 pm

Dunjohn wrote:Dynamite Cop! on the Dreamcast. What it's doing on issue 50's "And the rest..." is beyond me. I thought that was only for good games. The graphics are awful, the action is slow and dull and the scripting could have opened the gates to Hell. To top it all off it has such a hilariously high opinion of itself it's almost worth trying to unlock all the secrets to read the development notes, series history, comic book etc.

I wouldn't say its quite that bad, but yeah, from the development notes it seems they take the game a tad too seriously. There are some genuinely humorous comments in there if I recall though.

yethboth · Post by **yethboth** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:15 pm

Here are some more suggestions:

1. Area 51
2. Maximum Force
3. Crypt Killer
4. Lethal Enforcers 1 and 2

Antiriad2097 · Post by **Antiriad2097** » Sat Apr 26, 2008 6:23 pm

yethboth wrote:1. Area 51
2. Maximum Force
3. Crypt Killer
4. Lethal Enforcers 1 and 2

Area 51 is passable and I like the Lethal Enforcers games. I'll give you Crypt Killer

JetSetWilly · Post by **JetSetWilly** » Sun Apr 27, 2008 3:51 pm

i vote for Revolution X.

bad, terrible, laughable......and thats just the gameplay.
i cant believe that Aerosmith lent their name and faces to it.

i played it for about 25 seconds and was horrified.

just......just..........bloody awful

Skarnz · Post by **Skarnz** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:22 am

Wayne's World Wayne's World Party Time crap game

im got bored in a record 3 mins

yethboth · Post by **yethboth** » Wed Apr 30, 2008 3:07 pm

JetSetWilly wrote:i vote for Revolution X.

bad, terrible, laughable......and thats just the gameplay.
i cant believe that Aerosmith lent their name and faces to it.

i played it for about 25 seconds and was horrified.

just......just..........bloody awful

I agree with this one. It is a terrible terrible game!

GenghisJones · Post by **GenghisJones** » Sat May 03, 2008 5:53 pm

Kane on the Vic20 - it was only a mastertronic budget game - which involved some rock hard shooting and some jumping on a horse and er...that's it. The game was as lame as the horse it featured. I still weep for my wasted paper round money.

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