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by MattC
Fri Jan 26, 2007 10:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Congratulations Sir Clive and GetDexter
Replies: 81
Views: 4683

They're getting nothing! They're doing this because they're masochists and derive some perverse pleasure out of it. :wink:

Their next challenge is to empty the Atlantic Ocean with a spoon.
by MattC
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TV quotes....
Replies: 156
Views: 9639

"Don't tell him, Pike!"
by MattC
Fri Jan 26, 2007 3:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Here I am again on a night shift... (Blog)
Replies: 10
Views: 753

Ah, Juggernaut! I remember that game. I also remember that I was completely and utterly awful at it. It would usually go alright until I had to go round a corner then it would all go horribly wrong, usually culminating in my squealing lorry ending up in someone's back garden. My only hope was if the...
by MattC
Thu Jan 25, 2007 8:40 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TV quotes....
Replies: 156
Views: 9639

"BERK!!! FEED ME!!"
by MattC
Wed Jan 24, 2007 9:41 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Congratulations Sir Clive and GetDexter
Replies: 81
Views: 4683

:shock: Ms Jolie booby post alert! :shock:
by MattC
Wed Jan 24, 2007 6:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Game Quotes
Replies: 46
Views: 2392

"How appropriate, you fight like a cow."
by MattC
Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:34 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Amstrad games makes me...
Replies: 45
Views: 3349

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95% of people say the CPC was rubbish and 5% say it was great Not sure where you got your figures from but the majority are not always right. How else do you think Tony Blair got re-elected? :wink: like to think that we are just having good natured banter and that no offence is taken. I have never ...
by MattC
Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:06 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Congratulations Sir Clive and GetDexter
Replies: 81
Views: 4683

Just wait until you've removed your 150th naked Britney post.

The novelty will soon wear off... :D
by MattC
Tue Jan 23, 2007 6:00 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Amstrad games makes me...
Replies: 45
Views: 3349

It is an obvious joke among Spectrum bullies, and one which is at least 20 years out of date not to mention malicious and segratory. Seriously, I like this board and the atmosphere here is, for the most part, very pleasant and convival. However, it isn't very fair or amusing when every single Amstra...
by MattC
Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:28 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Amstrad games makes me...
Replies: 45
Views: 3349

Be warned, if you do get an Amstrad you will be subjected to a lot of unfounded bullying from immature Spectrum owners.... See above ;) If you're prepared for this you will find the Amstrad is NOT a Spectrum clone as many people erroneously believe but an entirely different and - arguably - superior...
by MattC
Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TV quotes....
Replies: 156
Views: 9639

"Gold....

Frankenstein....

and Grrrr!"
by MattC
Mon Jan 22, 2007 5:19 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TV quotes....
Replies: 156
Views: 9639

"I have an ostrich feather up my bottom

Because Mr Ostrich put it there to keep in the *little pixies*"
by MattC
Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: TV quotes....
Replies: 156
Views: 9639

"A pint?! That's very nearly an armful!"
by MattC
Sun Jan 21, 2007 9:04 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: CPCWiki
Replies: 27
Views: 2226

Re:

woody.cool wrote:I wouldn't mind a bit of J-Lo but I don't want a bloody virus on my PC!!!
We call it jelly in our country.
by MattC
Fri Jan 19, 2007 2:23 pm
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: Hunt The Matthew Smith
Replies: 22
Views: 2938

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