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by JazzFunk
Mon May 16, 2016 11:30 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

For a quid or two, I'd give it a punt and it'd make my Wii collection even more interesting (got a great selection of Wii stuff now). It was always said to be a terrible game and I've passed it up a few times in the past but hindsight seems to be mellowing its reputation a tad. That Death By Degrees...
by JazzFunk
Mon May 16, 2016 11:26 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Is the forum in decline?
Replies: 247
Views: 4711

Re: Is the forum in decline?

Search feature is really, really naff. And, sadly, I've been posting about my bowel movements, too.

In fact....nah, I shall resist the temptation hehe!
by JazzFunk
Mon May 16, 2016 11:14 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

I'm glad i'm hearing good stuff about Death By Degrees. I've had it sitting about for ages but all I hear is bad about it, yet I can't believe it's gonna be less than decent, being Namco, being Tekken, and the PAL had a 60hz mode iirc? Surely there must be a thread about games that got severely pann...
by JazzFunk
Mon May 16, 2016 11:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Is the forum in decline?
Replies: 247
Views: 4711

Re: Is the forum in decline?

I just read the entirety of "Tea or Coffee". I'm gonna save the other thread for when I get back home from work. Mentalist. I quite like active, crazy trolls though. They keep stuff pumpin'. But, yeah. Yeah. You say he talks in a clown voice in real life??? I'd like to believe something like that, h...
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 7:29 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9548
Views: 195152

Re: What grinds your gears ?

dfsfvr is still going 'strong'. I've never seen the word 'sexdigitated' before. I think this may be the genesis of a TRUE sequel to 'Naked Lunch' and I am getting wet.
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 6:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4532

Re: whats your jobbie?

Chicken masala last night with 8 cans of Zubr made me predict a beige Galapagos affair in the toilet bowl this morn, and call me poop Nostradamus but I was right! The curry wasn't that hot so the arseburn I got was NOT predicted, like plapping out heated broken glass it was. I feel so scraggy postin...
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 6:25 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Game and Watch is back... in Lidl of all places.
Replies: 10
Views: 399

Re: Game and Watch is back... in Lidl of all places.

I saw them today. Looked a little small and a little cheap...like VMUs crossed with a Tamagotchi clone. Hmmmm. Iceland is BANG next door to my Lidl. 4 pint cans of Carlsberg Export got my £4 in the end. Might've been a mistake, I don't know.
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 6:16 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9548
Views: 195152

Re: What grinds your gears ?

I noticed that, too. Maybe it's the meaning of life and we're meant to decode it? Maybe it's an AI finally developing enough confidence to join a forum?

Very, very strange spam.
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 6:06 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

^Yeah, that was good. Got that dirt cheap back in the day. The kart racer, however...
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 5:48 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

Final Fight Streetwise was actually a very fun game. In no way did it feel like Final Fight, but it's *another* one of those times when people dis a game over-mercilessly for the sake of being snarky online. I'd recommend anyone to give that game a try. I enjoyed it. It played pretty well and kept ...
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 3:13 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

Ah, 'WWE Crush Hour'. I always wondered what that was like as a vet of the Twisted Metal/Rogue Trip/Vigilante 8 games. I'm betting it wasn't half bad. Did you get on with it? With me, I tend to see the positives in many so-called 'bad' games. A lot of games have merits. Christ, I enjoyed and complet...
by JazzFunk
Sun May 15, 2016 1:01 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Best/worst franchise deviations
Replies: 46
Views: 669

Re: Best/worst franchise deviations

Final Fight Streetwise was actually a very fun game. In no way did it feel like Final Fight, but it's *another* one of those times when people dis a game over-mercilessly for the sake of being snarky online. I'd recommend anyone to give that game a try. I enjoyed it. It played pretty well and kept m...
by JazzFunk
Sat May 14, 2016 11:34 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Real Ale Drinkers or Lagerboys?
Replies: 1232
Views: 29496

Re: Real Ale Drinkers or Lagerboys?

On the Zubr tonight. 4 cans for £4 down my favourite Polish offy so got 8. 6% and lovely, tasty. People always think Tyskie's awesome but Zubr kicks its arse.

Sad but I get alkie rates on it as I'm a regular shopper there. Other whiteys pay £1.20 a can for it, lol.
by JazzFunk
Sat May 14, 2016 8:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4532

Re: whats your jobbie?

^I bet your anus is weeping reddy-brown tears after all that paper-chafage. :shock:
by JazzFunk
Sat May 14, 2016 6:12 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: The most disappointed you've ever been in a release
Replies: 39
Views: 716

Re: The most disappointed you've ever been in a release

For a quid, you can't go wrong. In all honesty I found Colonial Marines a lot of fun and to see it at 99p in GAME is pretty freaking sweet (and I like the shiny cover, too!). Now is the time to mop up all those FPSes with single player campaigns you were always curious about. A disappointing game at...