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by r0jaws
Fri Nov 28, 2014 11:30 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: World of Watchdog
Replies: 7
Views: 221

Re: World of Watchdog

That's quite a flexible word . It appears that it describes; wasps, nice guys, beer, simpletons, loud women, b0llocks, light midgets with big butts, bog roll abusers, drama queens, 1970's black lesbians, Pigs, Danish men who don't drink American beer, second hand furniture passed off as new, Unfamil...
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:06 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Black Riot Day
Replies: 39
Views: 526

Re: Black Riot Day

They'd have to do better than that if I was going to be forced to rub up against some of the local meth heads.
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:05 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

Link? Then we can all enjoy his impotent, indignant, self-important writhing. :D
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 28, 2014 10:02 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Black Riot Day
Replies: 39
Views: 526

Re: Black Riot Day

I would sooner pull off my own thumbs then degrade myself by thrashing around like a chavvy scuzzbag in a melee of unwashed scum. The thing that rankles me is that it's not even remotely a British thing. It's the post Thanksgiving Sale in the US, and we already have the Boxing Day sales. The only go...
by r0jaws
Mon Nov 24, 2014 11:07 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

You can't start the outrage bus without a link.... :wink:
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 21, 2014 6:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

You could have sent a message to him explaining your intentions? That usually satisfies most people and costs you nothing except a couple of minutes, plus it saves this sort of thing happening.
Chances are, he was expecting a dispatch notice the day after winning.
by r0jaws
Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:44 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: My JAMMA cab
Replies: 14
Views: 266

Re: My JAMMA cab

That looks ace, nice job.
All you need to do now is to screw on one of those metal ash trays, spill some coke on the buttons, and leave it until it's proper sticky for that authentic pub arcade machine feel. It'd help if you stick some bubble gum underneath it too.
by r0jaws
Thu Nov 20, 2014 11:31 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE DRIVE LIKE DICKS? It's a mystery, it really is. But even more of a mystery is "HOW COME EVERY POSTER IN THIS THREAD IS SUCH A PERFECT DRIVER?" :shock: Even statistical clustering can't explain it. I'm not, I'm a right cnut on the road. Luckily I drive a 20 year old Nissan Micr...
by r0jaws
Wed Nov 19, 2014 11:17 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

If that's the case, then I'm sure that you'll have no problem with seeking compensation for the extensive soft tissue damage you received. You have to be careful after an incident such as this, sometimes the damage is not apparent for days afterwards.
by r0jaws
Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:01 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: How would you react?
Replies: 15
Views: 291

Re: How would you react?

I saw a bloke right up in a woman's face late at night as I drove home, she was cowering back, and he was lifting his arm as if to hit her. I slowed right down and stopped next to them, rolled down my window, ignored him, and asked her directly if she was Ok, and if she wanted some help. It probably...
by r0jaws
Tue Nov 18, 2014 8:38 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Sainsbury's Christmas Ad
Replies: 20
Views: 378

Re: Sainsbury's Christmas Ad

I know, horny penguin gets love interest.
What's to hate?
by r0jaws
Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:18 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

There's no need to back up porn these days, you can find much of what you like on something called t'internet. I am given to understand that there is a plethora of gentlemen's special interest material abounding upon said t'internet, from vanilla to dwarf amputee porn. However, as I have set my filt...
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: christmas traditions
Replies: 54
Views: 778

Re: christmas traditions

Bought my Baileys and Port today, the consumption of which will make me feel a bit sick later on in the evening, which is traditional. Consistently missing "It's a Wonderful Life", even though I circle it in the Radio Times, and put reminders on the Sky Box. Wanting to watch the Queen's speech for s...
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Rosetta physicist's 'sexist' shirt
Replies: 19
Views: 437

Re: Rosetta physicist's 'sexist' shirt

I like it, it's a cracking shirt and I want one.
by r0jaws
Fri Nov 14, 2014 8:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: What grinds your gears ?
Replies: 9564
Views: 197611

Re: What grinds your gears ?

I feel awesome after exercise, I feel like crap during, but awesome afterwards. I especially like exercising in my lunchbreak at work, working up such a huge sweat that even after showering I'm still wringing through and my clothes stick to me like wet paper towels, eventually, people sitting near m...