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by joefish
Wed Jan 18, 2017 8:16 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Thank god we only have badgers in the UK
Replies: 10
Views: 734

Re: Thank god we only have badgers in the UK

Antiriad2097 wrote:You can book a trip out in the swamps alligator spotting, on one of those boat things with the big propellors on the back like you often see in movies. We went and saw quite a few.
Do they have a retarted kid with a pet bear trained to b*m-r*p* you like that one off the telly? :lol:
by joefish
Wed Jan 18, 2017 7:57 am
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: Retro Gamer - Issue 163
Replies: 31
Views: 1775

Re: Retro Gamer - Issue 163

I never liked Tomb Raider originally - I played a demo from the PS Magazine and it started in a wide, low room where you had to go up some big flat stairs and jump to an exit high on the wall - and doing so was a really slow and clumsy exercise. But years later I gave it another go - I think someone...
by joefish
Tue Jan 17, 2017 2:44 pm
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: Retro Gamer - Issue 163
Replies: 31
Views: 1775

Re: Retro Gamer - Issue 163

Dodgy printing in some of the last pages of mine - the colours are mis-aligned on maybe 8 pages towards the back. Mine had some bad printing on a few pages, too. It doesn't normally happen. Did you get it on the last page ( Cho Aniki endgame), and the right-hand half of the Mercenary spread? It's n...
by joefish
Mon Jan 16, 2017 11:12 am
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: Retro Gamer - Issue 163
Replies: 31
Views: 1775

Re: Retro Gamer - Issue 163

Dodgy printing in some of the last pages of mine - the colours are mis-aligned on maybe 8 pages towards the back.

Jason R
by joefish
Wed Jan 11, 2017 1:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Last words
Replies: 36
Views: 1044

Re: Last words

"Now, stingrays love a bit of foreplay".
by joefish
Tue Jan 10, 2017 6:53 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Last words
Replies: 36
Views: 1044

Re: Last words

"OK, are you recording..?"
by joefish
Mon Jan 09, 2017 8:41 am
Forum: High Scores & Speedruns
Topic: LOZ - Twilight Princess
Replies: 3
Views: 689

Re: LOZ - Twilight Princess

This is probably my favourite Zelda game. I love being able to aim with the remote. Admittedly anything other than the A and trigger buttons are a pain to use in any Wii game. But I think it's worth it. The biggest flaw I think is the training sequences in the village at the start just go on for far...
by joefish
Wed Jan 04, 2017 8:18 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Genuinely funny moments in games
Replies: 15
Views: 659

Re: Genuinely funny moments in games

Probably the biggest laughs in gaming are seeing people dying in stupid ways, flukes or accidents in multiplayer games. Unfortunately I find most gags in RPGs and point-and-click adventures like Discworld and Monkey Island absolutely ruined by the painfully slow delivery of the animations and text. ...
by joefish
Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:29 am
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: From THe Forum - Favourite Survival horror game
Replies: 25
Views: 931

Re: From THe Forum - Favourite Survival horror game

Resident Evil 4 on the Wii, using the remote to target and shoot enemies. It's what the RE: Gun Survivor games should have been like to play. The guy who takes your head off with a chainsaw is genuinely the first decent scare I'd seen in a game since the original Resident Evil 's dogs and frogs. Th...
by joefish
Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:20 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Genuinely funny moments in games
Replies: 15
Views: 659

Re: Genuinely funny moments in games

The cut-scenes in the LEGO Star Wars games that are basically taking the p*ss are really funny. Such as the young Obi-Wan shaking his lightsabre as if the batteries are flat. Also some in-game things, like finding the 'Indiana Jones hat dispenser' for Han Solo, and finding that the 'secondary fire' ...
by joefish
Tue Jan 03, 2017 6:12 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Soldiers - the ones you eat with eggs
Replies: 22
Views: 729

Re: Soldiers - the ones you eat with eggs

Not toasting the bread first just seems insane.
I have had some crumpets that cut into finger-sized pieces which was quite good, but normally, toast.
I do have a double-egg-cup, but generally eating up the white from more than one soft boiled egg makes me feel ill.
by joefish
Tue Dec 13, 2016 12:36 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Mummy (2017) Trailer
Replies: 14
Views: 615

Re: The Mummy (2017) Trailer

The Ewok movies are just fairy-stories. In reality the Ewok race was wiped out by the radiation and rains of debris that started in the months following the destruction of the second Death Star. They renounced C3PO and stopped eating human flesh, but it was too little, too late.
by joefish
Tue Dec 13, 2016 7:47 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: The Mummy (2017) Trailer
Replies: 14
Views: 615

Re: The Mummy (2017) Trailer

I quite liked Tomb of the Dragon Emperor , with the big skeleton army scrap at the end. It bugs me this labelling of things as a 'trilogy' though, just because there happens to be three films. It's all over the place on Christmas special DVD bundle packs. Apparently that awful alien-world Predator f...
by joefish
Mon Dec 12, 2016 9:28 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Your Proudest Gaming Achievement?
Replies: 30
Views: 1014

Re: Your Proudest Gaming Achievement?

Looping Manic Miner for the first time. Since I can do it leaving as many lives as I started with (if not more) and it doesn't get any harder next time around, how many times you can loop it is presumably dependent on how long you can stay awake. Come to think of it, since it animates your remaining...
by joefish
Mon Dec 05, 2016 12:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Skippy v Lassie
Replies: 2
Views: 226

Re: Skippy v Lassie

Kagaroo saying "Yeah, I caught yer dog mate. You oughta keep this thing on a fackin leash, could be dangerous".