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by crusto
Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:15 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Happy 47th birthday Nokgod
Replies: 16
Views: 205

Re: Happy 47th birthday Nokgod

Happy birthday my good fellow, have a wonderful day. You are a true gent.
by crusto
Sat Apr 01, 2017 5:11 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

^ I'll speak for him - absolutely yes. The lure of a good ruby is truly irresistible, food of the gods. I've had yet another harrowing experience around 15 minutes ago. Another labour like experience, very painful. I had a look at the end result once it had left me and it was like looking down at a ...
by crusto
Mon Mar 27, 2017 9:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

I kid you not Beans, crusto took longer describing it to me over party chat than he did actually doing it. Be assured, I provided proper counselling. :D Mine was vaguely disappointing today. Was expecting great things only to be faced with three medium sized slugs. One appeared to have been too nea...
by crusto
Fri Mar 24, 2017 7:58 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Terror attack at Westminster?
Replies: 54
Views: 824

Re: Terror attack at Westminster?

Dare I say it, but violence and brutality seems to be the only language you understand. You can say what you like Matt, but you are wrong there. I'm a very reasonable and non violent individual. However for scum like khalid masood it is the only language they understand. Proof of that is all around...
by crusto
Fri Mar 24, 2017 3:57 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Terror attack at Westminster?
Replies: 54
Views: 824

Re: Terror attack at Westminster?

A slow and painful death is what I suggested, the aim of torture is generally to gain information. They can't commit atrocities if they are dead. If you just wanted them not to commit atrocities, surely imprisonment would suffice. As such your wish that they should die painfully comes across as rat...
by crusto
Thu Mar 23, 2017 10:26 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Terror attack at Westminster?
Replies: 54
Views: 824

Re: Terror attack at Westminster?

My 10 year old son was there today on a school outing. He was close by when this unfolded and heard everything clearly. Thankfully he's home, safe and putting his typical brave face on it all. But I can tell hes been shook up by it and it's something hes never going to forget. When I saw the breaki...
by crusto
Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:56 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Terror attack at Westminster?
Replies: 54
Views: 824

Re: Terror attack at Westminster?

My 10 year old son was there today on a school outing. He was close by when this unfolded and heard everything clearly. Thankfully he's home, safe and putting his typical brave face on it all. But I can tell hes been shook up by it and it's something hes never going to forget. When I saw the breakin...
by crusto
Thu Mar 23, 2017 1:36 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: My PS3 is dying
Replies: 16
Views: 515

Re: My PS3 is dying

Personally I would take this as an opportunity to move into the current gen, get yourself a PS Pro! PS3 is a great console, but its successor is far superior. Best console there is in my most humble opinion. :D
by crusto
Mon Mar 13, 2017 1:00 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

I had a harrowing experience yesterday, simply harrowing :cry: . I've only just found the courage to write about it... :oops: I was following my normal Sunday routine - a nice brekkie followed by a visit, but my body had other ideas. I'll cut to the chase - it took around 1/2 - 3/4 of an hour to pas...
by crusto
Thu Mar 09, 2017 12:21 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Is this racist
Replies: 71
Views: 1247

Re: Is this racist

Country music, what's that?
by crusto
Wed Mar 08, 2017 6:23 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

It was quite stubborn too, resisting a couple of transportation attempts. Be careful, you're not meant to push too much - it's meant to ease out naturally for the most part. Apparently, placing too much strain on your bowel muscles can lead to problems like hemorrhoids. Also, you're meant to squat ...
by crusto
Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:51 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

If I do have to criticise it would be in terms of aroma. It was relatively tame all things considered. But still, you can't win em all. I watched this documentary once and it pointed out how nature often balanced things out. So like your big scorpions have pissweak venom but your really titchy scor...
by crusto
Tue Mar 07, 2017 11:43 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

Yesterday's specimen was truly magnificent. If I were to hazard a guess at its size I would say in excess of 40cm. I couldn't see the beginning of it, but it had curled back on itself as far as the poor old pan would allow. Absolutely gigantic, with a girth at least akin to the centre of a roll of ...
by crusto
Tue Mar 07, 2017 8:38 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Is this racist
Replies: 71
Views: 1247

Re: Is this racist

If there was suddenly to be a MOWO awards would it be considered as racist? Serious question.
by crusto
Tue Mar 07, 2017 7:02 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: whats your jobbie?
Replies: 237
Views: 4539

Re: whats your jobbie?

Yesterday's specimen was truly magnificent. If I were to hazard a guess at its size I would say in excess of 40cm. I couldn't see the beginning of it, but it had curled back on itself as far as the poor old pan would allow. Absolutely gigantic, with a girth at least akin to the centre of a roll of A...