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by mrmessy
Fri May 12, 2006 7:54 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: red mist
Replies: 24
Views: 2090

Re:

Cat censored in my garden. :evil: Me too! I always have to remove several turds before I can mow the front lawn. I have a special cat censored spatula in my shed ( I must make sure I don't get it mixed up with the barbecue utensils)... The really anoying thing is, it's not my cat! Can't stand 'em.
by mrmessy
Fri May 12, 2006 7:14 am
Forum: Retro Everything Else
Topic: knightmare
Replies: 59
Views: 10303

I only recently tried the Amiga game and it did seem like a decent Dungeon Master / Eye of the Beholder type of game.
by mrmessy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:28 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Retro Ball 2 (RF::A Weekend of Gaming) - who would come?
Replies: 45
Views: 4990

I'll be there, and I think my brother and a mate of mine sound pretty interested too.
by mrmessy
Fri May 12, 2006 5:26 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Retro Gamer Forum User Location Map
Replies: 40
Views: 3385

Hey Moderators! Any chance of making a link to the map a sticky?

New folks won't know about it otherwise and it seems no-one new has added themselves to it for quite a while....
by mrmessy
Thu May 11, 2006 9:11 am
Forum: Retro Everything Else
Topic: knightmare
Replies: 59
Views: 10303

T'was indeed a fine show. This was discussed partly in a previous thread: http://www.retrogamer.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=226&highlight=knightmare However, it deserves a thread of it's own. I always thought the kid who had to wear the mask had a censored time - hardy got his face on telly and had to...
by mrmessy
Thu May 04, 2006 8:04 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: What was your Arcade Hi-Score name?
Replies: 45
Views: 5040

Re:

The Hardest of All Freds wrote:COK
censored
FUK
NOB
DIK
Take yer pick........ :twisted:
Don't be so tough on yourself!!
by mrmessy
Wed May 03, 2006 4:45 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: What was your Arcade Hi-Score name?
Replies: 45
Views: 5040

MIK
...as this is almost my name.
Many of the score tables on my Xbox MAME look like this:
MIK
MIK
MIK
MIK

....I need some friends.
by mrmessy
Tue Apr 25, 2006 7:35 am
Forum: Retro Gamer Mag & Site Feedback
Topic: From the forum question for issue 25
Replies: 75
Views: 8722

Blimey. After this morning, I'd have to be Eric from Eric and the Floaters...
by mrmessy
Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:25 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Beat 'em ups that should be made...
Replies: 49
Views: 5821

... and Sally James would have a range of slutty costumes.....

mmmm..
by mrmessy
Wed Apr 19, 2006 8:19 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Beat 'em ups that should be made...
Replies: 49
Views: 5821

Tiswas vs Swap Shop. The Tiswas folks were definately harder. What with the Phantom Flan Flinger and a bucket-of-water special move. I don't think Cheggers would be that tough either....Although Posh Paws may balance things up...
by mrmessy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 11:23 am
Forum: Retro Everything Else
Topic: Monkey! on ITV4 Thursdays & Fridays @ 6pm
Replies: 26
Views: 6259

Oooh. Ark at 'er!
I suppose, from a certain point of view, it was crap.

I like it.
by mrmessy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 7:48 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: At which issue did you \"join\" Retro Gamer?
Replies: 64
Views: 7182

Issue 2. Called for backissue of 1 immediately. F-ing sold out. I never ever saw it on the shelves!
by mrmessy
Thu Apr 06, 2006 5:09 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Console SHMUPs
Replies: 19
Views: 1658

R-Type 3 on the SNES was pretty good.
by mrmessy
Tue Apr 04, 2006 11:17 am
Forum: Retro Everything Else
Topic: April Fools
Replies: 28
Views: 4816

Re:

paranoid marvin wrote: Apart from Amstrad :wink:
Yeah, splitters....
by mrmessy
Tue Apr 04, 2006 8:54 am
Forum: Retro Everything Else
Topic: Monkey! on ITV4 Thursdays & Fridays @ 6pm
Replies: 26
Views: 6259

You know that thing Monkey did where he plucked a hair from his chest and blew on it. Well, I used to play at Monkey (when it was on BBC2 on Friday evenings about 25 years ago) - I didn't have a hairy chest at the time so I put a piece of tissue down my t-shirt to use instead! I could also do the bl...