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by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:33 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I wanna do Amy Winehouse
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

That's a wiiiiide mouth.

At least we know now how she got her record contract.

If you say Amy Winehouse sucks, you'll be closer to the truth than you know.
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:25 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I wanna do Amy Winehouse
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

Would Amy Winehouse be able to bake you something after she had 'serviced' you?

I'll bet not.
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:23 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Assault Heroes - Xbox 360 Live Arcade...
Replies: 16
Views: 1372

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Almost got past it last night, but when you die you lose your weapon upgrades, which is infuriating. And I refuse to play on 'easy' on principle. I do play on easy, because I suck and I still can't beat him :) What's your Live username? I'll add you and we can try it in co-op at some point. On MEDI...
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:09 am
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Where did you get your (user) names from?
Replies: 44
Views: 2695

I am grossly unoriginal, and lacked the will to spend an age thinking up a 'cool' handle, so I chose the first Spectrum game I ever played.

I love that little walking blob...
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:05 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Assault Heroes - Xbox 360 Live Arcade...
Replies: 16
Views: 1372

Re:

Superb game, but does anybody have any hints for the second boss, the stomping set of doors? I seem to run into difficulties rapidly as it encroaches at speed and leaves you with a tiny scrap of space at the bottom of the screen to move in. That's the boss we're talkikng about above :) I misread th...
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:03 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: GameBoy Micro any good?
Replies: 17
Views: 1517

Small and irksome to use, but the screen clarity is superb.

I believe Game have them for £39.99.

You know what to do...
by Hungry Horace
Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:01 am
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Your retro game of the year!
Replies: 39
Views: 2731

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Pinball Dreams: Amiga Never bettered, in my opinion. The music on the Nightmare table is one of my favourite game tracks of all time. This year I managed to break three of my high scores from 1993, but still not the one on Beatbox, try as I might. A pox on the recent Gottlieb Pinball Classics, get ...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:53 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I wanna do Amy Winehouse
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

Re:

Devin wrote:
Hungry Horace wrote:Image
:shock: Nice outfit!
Do you want to make the muffin gag, or shall I?
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:52 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Your retro game of the year!
Replies: 39
Views: 2731

Wriggler: Speccy You'd never think a game in which a worm explore a garden and traverses the corridors of hell would be so compelling, but I've been struggling with this on and off throughout the year (savestates and 'proper' playing) and still have not managed to completed the effing thing. It's an...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:42 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Anyone went video gaming at relatives/friends place?
Replies: 50
Views: 4254

When I was in my last year at school, I became friends with an annoying, fat spolied only child as he had an Amiga, and I had a humble Speccy. You would have thought he would be happy to have a friend, but I endured his whining arrogance and boasting night in and night out, just so as I could spend ...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:36 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: Assault Heroes - Xbox 360 Live Arcade...
Replies: 16
Views: 1372

Superb game, but does anybody have any hints for the second boss, the stomping set of doors? I seem to run into difficulties rapidly as it encroaches at speed and leaves you with a tiny scrap of space at the bottom of the screen to move in. I used to be better at games that this a decade ago, you kn...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:25 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: I wanna do Amy Winehouse
Replies: 55
Views: 4133

She reminds me of a thin Nigella Lawson.

I would, of course, do Nigella Lawson in an instant if she asked, but my lack of taste is legend where I live.

Oh, Nigella, bake me a cake, you Rubanesque tease...

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by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:22 pm
Forum: Off Topic
Topic: Forum Meeting - Xmas Day
Replies: 23
Views: 1518

I'll be enduring relatives visiting, random people in the close I live in dropping in to wish us all a merry Christmas and drink our beer, and playing my new DS, Star Trek: Legacy on the 360 and Lemmings on my Amiga. A christmas tradition I have had since 1992. I'll be glad to break off and pop on h...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:51 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: SEX and the 8-bit generation!
Replies: 31
Views: 2703

Re: SEX and the 8-bit generation!

What was your fav sexy 8/16-bit moment? Frankie Goes to Hollywood (the painting - played the game? If so, you'll know where I'm cummin' from) Anyone notice a theme happening here? :D John, what version did you play? I had the Speccy version, and played it do death both then and recently, and I don'...
by Hungry Horace
Sun Dec 10, 2006 7:48 pm
Forum: Retro Games
Topic: How do you spend your retro gaming time?
Replies: 40
Views: 3386

Active gamer for me, all in, but that includes contemporary games as well. Full-time job and other time drains = no time for retro every day. My time machine specs are coming along nicely, however. I just need to harness the power of a black hole and secure a way to reproduce quantum anomalies, and ...